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joey_yamamoto t1_j1gvzty wrote
Reply to comment by tlarcombe in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
because he only has nein irons in his bag?
he hates playing past the neinth hole?
when he slices it goes extremely to the right?
he can Nazi the ball or the hole or the flag?
LifehuntScytheFan9 t1_j1guvm2 wrote
Reply to comment by Iceologer_gang in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Same here lmao AUTISM GANG RISE UP
Reinventing_Wheels t1_j1gqiw2 wrote
Djin & tonic
Jolly-Ad-6097 t1_j1gpfg7 wrote
Reply to Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
I love it!
Jolly-Ad-6097 t1_j1gpaif wrote
Reply to comment by coyote-1 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
🤣😂
Jolly-Ad-6097 t1_j1gp9ah wrote
Reply to comment by Cursed_Bean_Boy in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Funny!
Doctor_Grass t1_j1glznt wrote
Make a wishkey sour
Inevitable_Block6913 t1_j1gkebq wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
"SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER"
LilFangerz t1_j1gjr32 wrote
Reply to comment by etymophobe in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I was trying to get in on the joke but I think 9:45 is all that’s left
hamsocken t1_j1giu43 wrote
Reply to comment by mymuzk in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
The better joke is always in the comments
Jukkobee t1_j1gi7jf wrote
Reply to comment by blackcompy in A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time by kaarrty
are all of her husbands named gus?
PlatinumSchlondPoofa t1_j1ggc9v wrote
Reply to comment by mymuzk in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
...kabooom?
Cursed_Bean_Boy t1_j1gg8n5 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Everyone made the time jokes already, 9:45 is all that's left.
McScarborough t1_j1gejcc wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Because he doesn’t do well with getting neins.
E3461 t1_j1gdfih wrote
Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom
Goldrush_613 t1_j1gcq0e wrote
Reply to comment by adroitlyBark in A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time by kaarrty
Take my upvote.
GnarledSylvan229 t1_j1galk7 wrote
Reply to A sad donkey by canclethatmans
I’ve never really thought about it, but Shrek must be a really well endowed creature.
He is the size of a god damn horse. His dick probably is bigger than Donkey’s.
bobbyblubbers t1_j1ga2tj wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He exterminated those with handicaps
andersen829 t1_j1g9yfm wrote
Reply to A sad donkey by canclethatmans
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, ‟Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, ‟No, my dog doesn't bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. ‟Ouch,” he says, ‟I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!” The shopkeeper replies, ‟That isn't my dog.”
canclethatmans OP t1_j1g9u1n wrote
Reply to comment by sofiane37 in A sad donkey by canclethatmans
I also got this from a friend
sofiane37 t1_j1g8dy1 wrote
Reply to A sad donkey by canclethatmans
RIP my good friend Dave, I hope everyone else enjoys your joke..
NZepplin t1_j1g5n0j wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I like that I’m going to send my nephew that
Iceologer_gang t1_j1g5f07 wrote
Reply to comment by ResidentEivvil in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Wait what did it say, my autistic arse wants to relate to it too
esixar t1_j1g5eux wrote
Reply to comment by sotopoetic in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
They’re going to the beach the next day, but that’s only so they can try out their new surfboards
Excellent-Season6310 t1_j1gwue5 wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
That's a physics question, not a joke.