Recent comments in /f/Jokes
a127739252 t1_j1hkgy8 wrote
take my upvote and get out
ColinBTCe t1_j1hk19f wrote
That's what it is all about!
ResidentEivvil t1_j1hjp1w wrote
Reply to comment by Iceologer_gang in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
a whole paragraph on which time, by the second as well, would make all the hands be the most downwards on an analogue clock.
mrmkiara t1_j1hjnvu wrote
Reply to comment by _the_eclectic_ in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I can't believe there is someone who has not heard this... This joke was considered an old doozy back when I was in school in '74...
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Only-Faithlessness46 t1_j1hj4p3 wrote
Reply to comment by Galemianah in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Why?
AE_WILLIAMS t1_j1hilr4 wrote
One has a wishbone, and the other is something you wish you could bone.
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thegrateman OP t1_j1hhrag wrote
Reply to comment by AirbagOff in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
Nice
AirbagOff t1_j1hho3f wrote
At Christmas dinner, you couldn’t pay me to talk to your racist QAnon uncle.
At Hooters, the servers are, in fact, paid to talk to (and flirt with) that same racist QAnon uncle.
sqlservile t1_j1hh6g7 wrote
Reply to comment by _the_eclectic_ in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Tooth hurty
_the_eclectic_ t1_j1hgtdv wrote
Reply to comment by berkleysquare in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Huh?
TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hgq0o wrote
Reply to comment by thegrateman in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
A joke is supposed to be funny. This wasn't. I didn't upvote or downvote. Merry Christmas.
thegrateman OP t1_j1hgkal wrote
Reply to comment by cell689 in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
I was just disappointed that the first reaction to an original joke was negative. But you’re right. It was whiney.
cell689 t1_j1hggdi wrote
Reply to comment by thegrateman in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
I was gonna up vote, but what's with the whiny attitude? After reading the joke, I expected you to be an adult.
UnconfirmedRooster t1_j1hg6q5 wrote
Reply to comment by thegrateman in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
I enjoyed it
thegrateman OP t1_j1hfv7l wrote
Reply to comment by TurtleSoup69420 in What’s the difference between a Christmas Dinner and a Hooters Waitress? by thegrateman
Sorry. I just made it up serving Christmas Eve dinner. I thought original jokes were appreciated here. Thanks for the downvote (making sure no one probably sees this).
TurtleSoup69420 t1_j1hf51w wrote
Hige_Kuma t1_j1hex6s wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
9:45 is my right hand man dough
tlibby49855 t1_j1hefxw wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
What about in Australia?
JackJack65 t1_j1hdeje wrote
Reply to comment by FeetOnThaDashboard in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Yeah, what a Bohr
Ok_Secretary_8243 t1_j1hc5v8 wrote
Reply to comment by StatisticianFalse911 in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Ummm......lousy joke
(umlaut) Z joke
TheBendit t1_j1hbjt2 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Someone has to be the one...
Both hands are not straight down at 6:30.
l0zandd0g t1_j1hax30 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Schrodingers equations are ok on the large but dont work as well on the quantom scale and can be inacurate.
berkleysquare t1_j1hlp60 wrote
Reply to comment by sqlservile in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Well done,Sherlock