Recent comments in /f/Jokes
currrlyhead t1_j1icabj wrote
This predicament can be avoided if you just dream about your wife.
berkleysquare t1_j1ic38e wrote
Reply to One liner by StreetArtNinja
Shaky subject.
RosealinaBlue t1_j1ibfng wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Bar-7715 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Yes
hawt_pawket t1_j1ib56d wrote
Do her a favor and set her free. You’re not exactly dream man material yourself.
MegaMinerd t1_j1i8ptp wrote
Reply to comment by sqlservile in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I told my dentist this recently. My appointment was at 3 and I left the house at 2:30 so I joked about that. I'm a little surprised there was no wise guy before me.
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j1i8j8m wrote
Reply to comment by KingOfTheArms in I accidentally mixed up a bottle of alcohol with a magic lamp by GuyOnTheStreet
It’s a joke FFS
barneymatthews t1_j1i879r wrote
Reply to Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
I don’t know about being annoyed at his birthday but he was definitely cross at Easter.
uthini_mfowethu t1_j1i6uej wrote
Reply to comment by davethompson413 in Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
Actually it was Jeshua Bin Josef and blah blah Bible studies that blah blah
uthini_mfowethu t1_j1i6dlw wrote
Did you shake it all about
suugakusha t1_j1i604n wrote
Reply to comment by Cursed_Bean_Boy in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
It must be 3:15 because this joke is alright!
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5xkh wrote
Reply to comment by jetz92 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
No
suugakusha t1_j1i5wtn wrote
Reply to comment by TopGun_84 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
That's not how you pronounce the number 3
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5v2j wrote
Reply to comment by mrmkiara in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Me oo yea, back in the 165's, this joke rolled like a rock.
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5osg wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Ok
AdministrativeWeb485 t1_j1i56dj wrote
A poorly altered copy of a hilarious joke I read here 3 weeks ago
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1i4oj1 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
What time is it, ten to two, ten to what,”ten to your own business”.
Victorious85 t1_j1i4nsp wrote
Reply to comment by Cursed_Bean_Boy in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
8:45 is more left than 9:45.
JuLionDD t1_j1i3kbi wrote
Reply to comment by jetz92 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
12:00.. time for a bank robbery
HotGambleMud t1_j1i3hpz wrote
Reply to comment by mrmkiara in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
First time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
tkeelah t1_j1i3e6k wrote
Reply to comment by l0zandd0g in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Thank you Data.
Tyfyter2002 t1_j1i3bpz wrote
Reply to comment by berkleysquare in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
You should definitely visit the dentist if you've got a 2:13
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1i04ra wrote
Reply to comment by TopGun_84 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
you get your money worth for carrying the burden tho
TopGun_84 t1_j1hzy75 wrote
Reply to comment by serbitqifsharobt in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
There are some necessary evils in the world and ....well dentist is one of them ?
( Someone has to wear the ring and carry the Burden like the Hobbit!!!)
GuyOnTheStreet OP t1_j1hxpnw wrote
Reply to comment by KingOfTheArms in I accidentally mixed up a bottle of alcohol with a magic lamp by GuyOnTheStreet
Thank you! For this joke I thought "jinn" would work best, pun-wise.
tactiletrafficcone t1_j1icaxt wrote
Reply to One liner by StreetArtNinja
My epileptic best friend is here visiting (we all just finished our friends secret Santa) and he laughed so much at this joke.
I'll be telling it to my epileptic sister later as well. 10/10