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Icmedia t1_j1ilzlo wrote
Reply to comment by Thebaldsasquatch in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Nice
[deleted] t1_j1il5c7 wrote
Reply to comment by cal-brew-sharp in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
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NewGuy-1964 t1_j1iku6d wrote
Reply to comment by Perfect-Melon1989 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
He does. But the guy being devoured never seems to mind...
TopGun_84 t1_j1ikl1p wrote
Reply to comment by suugakusha in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
It is like that when you have some bad tooth pain or tongue ulcers
But yes you are right ;) it was a bad try lol 😂
Thebaldsasquatch t1_j1ik30v wrote
Reply to comment by Icmedia in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
7:30 is 6:90.
Thebaldsasquatch t1_j1ik11z wrote
Reply to comment by Cursed_Bean_Boy in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I like 7:30 because it’s also 6:90.
StreetArtNinja OP t1_j1iiy0d wrote
Reply to comment by tactiletrafficcone in One liner by StreetArtNinja
Nice! Glad it landed. Happy Holidays!
Imani_Banks t1_j1iiwes wrote
Why can't I be a pigeon ?
[deleted] OP t1_j1iikfv wrote
A karma farm
literalBeater407 t1_j1iidyi wrote
Quite funny joke actually
ItHurtsWhenIP404 t1_j1ii3jq wrote
I thought this was going to turn into a South Park reference. Where they shove food up their butt and poop out their mouth.
sromashenko26 t1_j1ihkol wrote
I just heard Ken Jeong in my head
MightyDimple t1_j1ih6k9 wrote
That's why you wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
BeenThere11 t1_j1ignxt wrote
Thank her for the nightmares
[deleted] t1_j1igj75 wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Wave to it, if it waves back it's a wave, if it doesn't then it's probably particle about who it waves to!
Perfect-Melon1989 t1_j1ifj59 wrote
Reply to comment by 1982MJG in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Does he have cannibalistic tendencies?
Perfect-Melon1989 t1_j1ifg1l wrote
Reply to comment by loveizfunn in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
We need metric time.
mpdukes15 t1_j1iebzh wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Lookit, the atheist, whom you know is an atheist because—just like a crossfitter and a vegan—they can’t wait to self-identify.
user_on_read t1_j1idooa wrote
Reply to comment by Arnav218 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I definitely won't be able to 9:15 leave alone 6:00
Arnav218 t1_j1idk5a wrote
Reply to comment by user_on_read in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Split horizontally?
user_on_read t1_j1idjc2 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Hands up for 12:00
user_on_read t1_j1idh0a wrote
Reply to comment by Arnav218 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Guess what 9:15 would do
No_Priority_4998 t1_j1icvur wrote
Karma farm
ImAScientistToo t1_j1icrim wrote
Reply to comment by SignHot6352 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
I’ve never seen so many downvotes on this subreddit. You sir or ma’am have my respect in this difficult accomplishment.
kanna172014 t1_j1imjvq wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man