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ifoundit1 t1_j1j0xxr wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Light is photons that are particles. Light can come in waves but usually is a saturation at least for the average day on this planet from the sun you can experience radiation flares when the sun is positioned on the other side of the planet.
dustyflagsayshi t1_j1j08k2 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
the clock must be in agony at 12:30
Sundae_Gurl t1_j1j05gs wrote
Reply to comment by StreetArtNinja in One liner by StreetArtNinja
I’m epileptic and I too thought this hilarious.
mpdukes15 t1_j1iziad wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Wut.
someone_in_the_rye t1_j1izdd1 wrote
Butterflies books :)
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Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
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ExhaleShambho t1_j1iyqrf wrote
Reply to comment by mpdukes15 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Star trek was a tv show and people changed it into a religion. Did you read the bible and then change it to something different? No those words aren't true, but these ones are true?
mpdukes15 t1_j1iyjpl wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Wrong again.
ExhaleShambho t1_j1iyh45 wrote
Reply to comment by mpdukes15 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
I read the whole thing many times. We have search engines now on top of that. The reason everyone is desperate for forgiveness is to avoid hellllllll. Not something different
mpdukes15 t1_j1iy7ys wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
You’re wrong.
ExhaleShambho t1_j1iy4kr wrote
Reply to comment by mpdukes15 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Just read the bible so you can notice that the bible speaks this way. Biblical Christianity promotes all this hell crap and then faith based forgiveness methods. Christianity and the bible represent each other. Don't promote either one. Promoting Christianity promotes the bible. Promoting the bible promotes Christianity. That book is a nightmare that most people gloss over
sumtingiswong t1_j1ixxa0 wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Hour hand is halfway towards the 7 though not straight down
mpdukes15 t1_j1ixop6 wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
They did you a disservice if that’s the kind of Christianity that was “forced” on you.
ExhaleShambho t1_j1ixkgw wrote
Reply to comment by mpdukes15 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Yeah I should break in your child for a decade or two that he's broken and deserves to burn in hell for all eternity. He needs to correctly carry out a faith based method of avoiding hell properly or he will burn for all eternity. Then you can tell him to get over it. Unless he's still stupid enough to praise god in fear. Other people say he's not reading his bible the right way.
mpdukes15 t1_j1ix3aq wrote
Reply to comment by ExhaleShambho in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Some chip.
ExhaleShambho t1_j1iwf9s wrote
Reply to comment by mpdukes15 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
It's more like I can't wait to "un-identify" to the Jesus enforcement crew that worked hard on me since I was born
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1iw34w wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
I like 7:52 that’s 6 to 8 you do me and I’ll owe you one.
JoshB685 t1_j1iukgm wrote
Reply to comment by TheBendit in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
While not straight down, where the big hand is touching the little hand, they are still down.
sqlservile t1_j1itiz8 wrote
Reply to comment by suugakusha in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
It's pronounthed free furty after a visit to my dentitht.
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Reply to comment by Perfect-Melon1989 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
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shauryatandon1 t1_j1ipjtg wrote
Reply to comment by TopGun_84 in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
r/yourjokebutworse
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NewGuy-1964 t1_j1io37h wrote
Reply to comment by ElderCunningham in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Oops. I'll be more careful.
ElderCunningham t1_j1inwzx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Be careful with these weird URL shorteners. I assumed you were a bot seeing this in the modqueue and almost banned you for spam.
ProfessionalScar8904 t1_j1j0yj0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes? by [deleted]
Huh, wouldn't it just be "unfunny" why did you throw corn in there?