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Due_Platypus_3913 t1_j1k70tf wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven by Idgettrucker
Even he believed it?All a prospector can ever think about?
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elglas t1_j1k6dxo wrote
This is Reddit, we hide behind the 4th wall.
tweisse75 t1_j1k61yr wrote
Will it blend?
Karlor_Gaylord_Cries t1_j1k5jvq wrote
Reply to comment by bestofwhatsleft in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Wtf ha ha
bestofwhatsleft t1_j1k4ot8 wrote
It's small, but it smells big
AshBasil t1_j1k4ay5 wrote
Eeeew.
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1k41eg wrote
Reply to comment by Sensitive-Draft3945 in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
It's a joke. Let it sink in.
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1k3zaq wrote
Reply to comment by ChadsJuul in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Zinger!
ChadsJuul t1_j1k3jnn wrote
Some hurt conservatard thought this was a zinger.
Sensitive-Draft3945 t1_j1k38ir wrote
I don’t get trumps part?
ImCuriousPurple t1_j1k2c3q wrote
More horrible than funny imo 😝
hyperYEET99 t1_j1k1dyq wrote
Reply to comment by Maximum-Proposal6435 in A man goes to the doctor because he can't keep his food down… by arothmanmusic
The guy was chewing gum through his ass
RustySalt1816141200 t1_j1k1bjf wrote
r/jokes
djlarue46 t1_j1k0112 wrote
Reply to comment by FloydsForked in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Toast juice!!!
[deleted] t1_j1jztfq wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
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alphaomag t1_j1jy4pn wrote
Reply to comment by maincoderhoon in An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven by Idgettrucker
Oil prospector goes to hell cause there might be oil present. He also takes all of the other prospectors in enough with him
HacBoi9000 t1_j1jwbd8 wrote
Reply to comment by mrmkiara in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
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nimitzhunter t1_j1ju2ct wrote
Reply to comment by FloydsForked in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Have you tried blending some smoked salmon with your toast?
Eran-of-Arcadia t1_j1jrzj0 wrote
It's for a church honey. NEXT!
Waitsfornoone t1_j1jr9es wrote
Is it the Super Bass-0-Matic?
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j1jqlz7 wrote
Start a chat and slowly find out if she’s ever had any thoughts about other girls, bring it on to a threesome and go from there. You could have both, but the danger is they will bin you for each other, still worth a shot
mrmkiara t1_j1jq9an wrote
Reply to comment by xDizzyKiing in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Lol. I was an 8 year old kid in primary school at the time
Robert-L-Santangelo t1_j1jox6y wrote
Reply to 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
it's not just ten o'clock it's ten to ten ten
marco-polo-123 t1_j1k810x wrote
Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
It may not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot
Thanks for the upvotes everyone, as well as the award. Let's all try and enjoy the 12 inches, I mean days of Christmas 😅