Recent comments in /f/Jokes
PerspectiveActive218 t1_j1kgmh8 wrote
That joke is probably close to 100 years old.
redlion496 t1_j1kgh1d wrote
It's funnier if Trump says, I'd like to screw her.
NetDork t1_j1kg9t7 wrote
Reply to comment by nimitzhunter in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
I'm smoking a salmon.
Well put it out!
frenchy714 t1_j1kg1v4 wrote
Smells like deez nuts.
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kfzvv wrote
Reply to comment by SpellingIsAhful in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
I thought about it while smoking a cigar from Bill Clinton's personal humidor.
Rockntheworld t1_j1kftnw wrote
Let her go meet the man of her dreams!
Ok-Rest9544 t1_j1kf2g4 wrote
Can someone explain this
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kf1p1 wrote
Reply to comment by suzhahm in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Idliketoscrewher
Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_j1ketpa wrote
Oh its probably this handkerchief i spilled chloroform on smell it and see 😈
Halfaglassofvodka t1_j1keddw wrote
Eau de tactical wank.
bigjimbosliceoflife t1_j1kdv1i wrote
come to me ....does it smell like cum to you
Triforcefisher t1_j1kdjsx wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
That’s the funniest shit I have heard in a minute 😂
SpellingIsAhful t1_j1kcpue wrote
I guess its funny if you take a step back from reality and just think about political rumors for Biden
MagicNipple t1_j1kcg2f wrote
Suppose she's never tried the toasttea.
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HR_Paul t1_j1kbwox wrote
Hamburgers for days.
[deleted] t1_j1kat37 wrote
Reply to comment by GlowstoneLove in With only one finger by Kikavukoi
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suzhahm t1_j1kaiaq wrote
Biden would never say that.
GlowstoneLove t1_j1ka88m wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in With only one finger by Kikavukoi
what?
MEforgotUSERNAME OP t1_j1k9ybb wrote
Reply to comment by FloydsForked in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Yes that's what I told my wife!
Zeke1208 t1_j1k9j13 wrote
Reply to comment by currrlyhead in If I finally did meet the girl of my dreams... by [deleted]
I also choose this guy’s wife
MEforgotUSERNAME OP t1_j1k9a7e wrote
Reply to comment by tweisse75 in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Yes sir, it will
Howwasthatdoneagain t1_j1k97v2 wrote
Rumours are lies that even the instigator believe.
GlowstoneLove t1_j1k96j3 wrote
what's the joek? I don't get it.
TooShiftyForYou t1_j1kgph7 wrote
Reply to My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
One Christmas Eve after a bit too much egg nog, my father put Snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie.
I really miss Snowballs, he was a good cat.