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Title-Choice t1_j1kn119 wrote
Reply to comment by bestofwhatsleft in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I’m gonna use this lol
Tater72 t1_j1kmyoe wrote
Reply to comment by MinFootspace in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
If I don’t look at it, I’d it still light?
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kmt99 wrote
Reply to comment by SpellingIsAhful in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Your emotional survival rate is 100%. Your words have killed zero people and have zero effect on humanity. Keep up the good work.
ShRiley2 t1_j1kmf34 wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
No I said I had athlete foot.
SpellingIsAhful t1_j1kln0t wrote
Reply to comment by Culturallygrown in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Well someone is gonna get laid in college.
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kl5rz wrote
Reply to comment by SpellingIsAhful in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Reality is a word, an idea. It's not material. Perceptions of reality are skewed by self-centered fear and false ideologies.
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kkuxp wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Nah, the wife even found it a little funny.
FriedPossumPecker23 t1_j1kks4y wrote
Toaster?? I thought you said Oster…
SpellingIsAhful t1_j1kkrqz wrote
Reply to comment by Culturallygrown in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Glad to hear you've found a way to divorce yourself from reality.
MailOrderDog t1_j1kkpcc wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
If you can't gag her with the size, gag her with the smell!
passivearl t1_j1kkeeg wrote
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j1kjt0c wrote
Reply to comment by Culturallygrown in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
whoa whoa whoa that's locker room talk not park bench talk
ken_kaneki07 t1_j1kje20 wrote
Bro that's a good one lol
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1kjawl wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Or, I thought all vaginas were bald now.
Grouchy-Statement556 t1_j1kj9fb wrote
NOT HO HO HO. IT WAS R R R
SpicyNopeRope t1_j1kisf7 wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Its a visible electromagnetic wave.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j1khuvj wrote
Reply to comment by Culturallygrown in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
I say the same thing about my heir Ivanka
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1khsk7 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Trumps rebuttal?
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1khjkv wrote
Reply to comment by BakedTatter in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
Oh my goodness
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1khhmk wrote
Reply to comment by redlion496 in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
I love comedy.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j1kh9ob wrote
He'd probably say he'd like to sniff her hair
elmwoodblues t1_j1kh6um wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
It uses the whole bass!!
ohyoushiksagoddess t1_j1kgwqn wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Rest9544 in What does Santa say when he visits good pirates? by Merlins_Owl
Sure, a "traditional" line in a Pirate song or saying is, Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!
HO HO HO makes it more Santa-ish.
BakedTatter t1_j1kgvu7 wrote
It's not like Trump was a one who walked in on the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA pageant.
Oh wait...
Rich-Rhubarb6410 t1_j1kn28r wrote
Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
In aid of - give an old joke a home week