Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Outrageous-Buy-4958 t1_j1l7qni wrote
At least her smelling didn’t come up short.😳
PaPaMike6259 t1_j1l4nu4 wrote
This has me all mixed up....
No-Advertising936 t1_j1l4lc4 wrote
My dick isn’t that big, but I love every foot of it.
willowgrl t1_j1l3pi7 wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent-Ad-2216 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
It’s less threatening if you call it nap time spray
Penis_Mightier1963 t1_j1l3jcg wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
A particulate, wave. Nobel committee mail me.
howdidlgethere t1_j1l1o5y wrote
Oh shit. That’s the first time I’ve actually broke out laughing in a good amount of time. I needed that this Christmas Eve. Thank you.
YoureAn8 t1_j1l0yat wrote
True story, my husband had surgery and couldn’t chew food so he blended toast, peanut butter, jam and milk. It was so good, 5 years later and he still makes toast smoothies
leftyclanks t1_j1l0vd0 wrote
Reply to comment by Grouchy-Statement556 in What does Santa say when he visits good pirates? by Merlins_Owl
Ay but the pirates favorite letter is the C
Hanging-Tree t1_j1kujy3 wrote
Read this once my partners like "what?"
Read it again and I was sipping my coffee and we both lost it. 😂😂😂
nimitzhunter t1_j1ktvwe wrote
Reply to comment by FredFlintston3 in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
I just watched it. It’s so delicious.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1ktjkn wrote
The nose knows.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1ktdig wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent-Ad-2216 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Bill Cosby, is that you?
djlarue46 t1_j1kse1g wrote
If you thrust 6 times with 2 inches, you gave her a foot.
Splice1138 t1_j1krvgr wrote
Will it blend?
Frag_Owt t1_j1krusm wrote
It ain’t long, but it sure is skinny!
LangyMD t1_j1krsup wrote
I don't usually laugh at the jokes on r/jokes. Today I did, and I thank you.
hannibal_fett t1_j1krj4p wrote
Reply to comment by humperty in If I finally did meet the girl of my dreams... by [deleted]
Ok, but if I do that, what do I with OPs mom? She's down there.
studentoftruth111 t1_j1kqelo wrote
Predictable 🙄
FredFlintston3 t1_j1kp423 wrote
Reply to comment by nimitzhunter in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Bass o matic. SNL season 1 or 2 with Dan Ackroyd.
Mmmmm. That’s some good bass.
Edit auto correct
[deleted] t1_j1kopyb wrote
Those yearly baths paid off for you
original_username_79 t1_j1koi3w wrote
What do they have in common?
Some people fight over the legs, others fight over the breasts.
PlatinumSchlondPoofa t1_j1ko7nb wrote
Reply to comment by REDGOESFASTAH in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
Flibbity jibbits, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!
Culturallygrown OP t1_j1knk0o wrote
Reply to comment by SpellingIsAhful in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
I/E
SpellingIsAhful t1_j1kn7t3 wrote
Reply to comment by Culturallygrown in Trump and Biden are sitting on a bench, and a little girl walks by. by Culturallygrown
The penis mightier than the sword
Pinata_Econonics t1_j1l837c wrote
Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
smiles and pats trusty pocket full of spaghetti