Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Blackswordsman8899 t1_j1lo5ix wrote
So Kronni.
uplate916 t1_j1lo3gf wrote
Fuck, dude. I damn near dropped my cigarette.
the_gay_bogan_wanabe t1_j1lm9vx wrote
It a new perfume called 'Come to me!'..
It doesn't smell like come to me!
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ijmacd t1_j1ljxcc wrote
Reply to One liner by StreetArtNinja
The joke is that it wasn't a one liner.
Sonny-Moone-8888 t1_j1ljgg2 wrote
She's a pro. Like certain things may cost extra kind of pro.
CCCPRoniC t1_j1lj06l wrote
Liquid bread, what’s the problem?
Real_CatMan t1_j1lift7 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Damn you, you got me. I know the punchline, but it still hits me in the feels every time
size12jon t1_j1licmv wrote
I was on a date and she said “your scent is amazing what is it?” I said “I’m wearing come to me” She said it don’t smell like come to her!
[deleted] t1_j1lic1p wrote
Reply to comment by Ass-whole in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
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JimmyJazz1971 t1_j1lhl1d wrote
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on its face!
Disarray215 t1_j1lgrqn wrote
I have a 12 inch penis…around. Think about it!
AlGunner t1_j1lgcfy wrote
I once had a colleague say I smelled nice and asked if I was wearing an eau de cologne.
I replied no, it odour body.
This is true.
purifiedbyfire1 t1_j1lg5wy wrote
Reply to comment by willowgrl in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I totally forgot about this vid!! So many what the fuck moments!! Hahahahaha Dude in the recliner just halls off and punches his ol lady right in the gut!! Hahahahahahahaha
Robotboogeyman t1_j1lf8f5 wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent-Ad-2216 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I started wearing this new cologne, ever since women just can not say no to me. It’s called “chloroform” 😂
SanguineSanguis t1_j1legyk wrote
Reply to comment by leftyclanks in What does Santa say when he visits good pirates? by Merlins_Owl
Idk man, if they didn't have the letter p they'd be irate.
ColdFire-Blitz t1_j1ldi10 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Either we fuckin, or IM fuckin
vindazl t1_j1ldcz9 wrote
thx i really needed that
Ass-whole t1_j1ld5j4 wrote
That r/fappened
BrunoAndRoyal t1_j1lc6cg wrote
Took me a moment
LegFootGamer t1_j1l9ibx wrote
I can run faster than light. This is due to the fact that light can’t run.
gilfromisrael t1_j1l8se0 wrote
I'd like to propose a toast.
PanNorris507 t1_j1l8ok9 wrote
Old spice, because fuck yeah
alldaywatcher t1_j1l87sj wrote
My dick‘s only 3“ but it smells like 7“. 😎
Fishflakes24 t1_j1locy9 wrote
Reply to My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Real question if you just put butter, toast and some cheese would this work? Maybe not enough moisture so could add baked beans i guess.