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TESTICUTIONER t1_j1lvx3q wrote
Reply to comment by Drduzit in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
How do you not?
MedusaPhD t1_j1lvvd4 wrote
Emptiness
CookiePush t1_j1lvhev wrote
Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
Hangin' ... like the balls on a Christmas tree
PhilosopherWeak9369 t1_j1lvewu wrote
Reply to comment by uplate916 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Guess that makes for an anti smoking campaign 🤣
Background-Wall-1054 t1_j1lvc4x wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I've got a 12 inch knob . But I don't use it as a rule.
MaximilianCrichton t1_j1lv34g wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Always the comments
ihavethebestmarriage t1_j1luv1o wrote
Reply to comment by mmo4btc in Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
Frosty approves
Drduzit t1_j1luoup wrote
Reply to comment by passivearl in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
How you know what Bigfoot's dick smells like?
[deleted] t1_j1lukrz wrote
Reply to comment by alldaywatcher in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
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coldestdetroit t1_j1luhm4 wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
BRO
hairybagel27 t1_j1ltqd7 wrote
Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
Because he punches himself in the balls everytime this joke is posted
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Maleficent_Equal3274 t1_j1lt3ni wrote
Reply to comment by tweisse75 in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[deleted] t1_j1lry0g wrote
Reply to comment by mmo4btc in Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
r/holup
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Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
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anglomike t1_j1lrq5g wrote
Reply to comment by Title-Choice in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Not if you say that first.
mmo4btc t1_j1lrdgz wrote
Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
To give all the children a white Christmas.
Carlthegilbert1997 t1_j1lqtsh wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven by Idgettrucker
His horses name was Friday
geeered t1_j1lqqpx wrote
Dominoes meator pizza soup; it was for a bet, but so worth it!
master-virus t1_j1lqk3j wrote
Yep its like a bottle of old Spice it lasts for ever 😂
MasonInk t1_j1lptbt wrote
My wife called me a pervert last night.
I was that shocked I almost spat out her piss.
PitjePuke t1_j1lpnxo wrote
Reply to comment by CCCPRoniC in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Others call it beer
Turkeyoak t1_j1lpgih wrote
Reply to comment by alldaywatcher in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Mine is 3” but my wife says it smells like a foot.
magicmunch t1_j1louy8 wrote
Roy Chubby Brown
Party-Independent-25 t1_j1lxda7 wrote
Reply to My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Add some Bovril to the Toast in the blender for a ‘salty hit’ 😂