Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j1m8o8m wrote
bloop
Kinglouie92 t1_j1m8e7s wrote
Original sounds better from the movie 3 Strikes “I got on your favorite cologne!” “What’s that?” “Hard on! Didn’t know you could smell it did you? “ As he stands there in his boxers lmao
jeffashcraft t1_j1m87gx wrote
“It’s called ‘Come to Me’ —- does it smell like cum to you”?
brownskorpio t1_j1m7qk5 wrote
Reply to comment by brownskorpio in I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
After COVID you should not believe what people say.
brownskorpio t1_j1m7lqa wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
How did she know he was Brad Pitt if she is blind.
woistmeinkopf_1 t1_j1m7cik wrote
Reply to comment by Due_Platypus_3913 in An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven by Idgettrucker
Just think of oil prospectors like cryptocurrency miners, but they have to actually go somewhere.
MitchellTrueTittys t1_j1m7169 wrote
Reply to comment by djlarue46 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
The only way I could give her 8 inches and make it hurt is if I pump 4 times then hit her with a brick
weaselmaster t1_j1m6xvc wrote
Reply to comment by FloydsForked in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Good old Powdered Toast Man!
YZXFILE OP t1_j1m6udx wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning by YZXFILE
Merry Christmas
RadioactiveX02 t1_j1m5qv1 wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
Oh I see, have a nice day
[deleted] t1_j1m4ei3 wrote
Reply to comment by PerspectiveActive218 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
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Strontium_frog t1_j1m45r8 wrote
Classy!
bpc4209 t1_j1m31qo wrote
The ashes of my dead relatives. -Kratos
patrlim1 t1_j1m2ws9 wrote
Old post from tumblr
MGM2112 t1_j1m29tt wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Omg. Thank you for the HUGE Christmas laugh.😅🤣😂
youmestrong t1_j1m16h8 wrote
Reply to comment by djlarue46 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Or at least the big toe.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1m01le wrote
Hey, this is the 80s, man, things have moved on, it's ok now
reperrywinkle t1_j1lzemu wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
Braillelient
[deleted] t1_j1lz83t wrote
Reply to Why is Santa's sack so big? by MegaGrimer
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Remarkable_Yak_883 t1_j1lz3si wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
Hahahaa ok that one got me!
no-thyme-4u t1_j1lyw2f wrote
Fucking dank ass weed momma
wthreye t1_j1lys87 wrote
Heard a gal ask a guy this and his reply when I was walking out of a Busch race at Bristol, years ago. I laughed my ass off.
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Puzzleheaded_Set2300 t1_j1ly10w wrote
Reply to comment by nimitzhunter in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Pairs a toast smoothie with a salmon cigar
[deleted] t1_j1m9n62 wrote
Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
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