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LOUDCO-HD t1_j1mfu2b wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
…when she dances, the band skips.
(You have to be older than 40 to understand)
LollingLollipop t1_j1mfsdr wrote
Reply to comment by HotGambleMud in 6:30 is the best time on a clock... by chopselmcity
Hahahahaha awesome reply
inkBot05 t1_j1mfjee wrote
White Castle farts.
Title-Choice t1_j1mfedf wrote
Reply to comment by anglomike in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Awww man 😞
Sfumatographer t1_j1mf9f4 wrote
Made me laugh really hard (pun)!! Thanks
eunoeua t1_j1mf1cv wrote
I was on a date and she said "You look nice, what are you wearing?"
I replied, "Oh, just my invisible cologne. It's called 'Eau de Confidence.'"
jonitfcfan t1_j1mep9l wrote
Reply to comment by ikilledsupermario in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I can lift more than 100 boulders...
...because boulders don't lift things
kimapesan t1_j1me58z wrote
Reply to comment by RyuichiSakuma13 in Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Her blood is mayonnaise.
tylodon t1_j1mdzn0 wrote
Um, I cooked bacon this morning and haven't showered...
Coniix OP t1_j1mdlna wrote
Reply to comment by RyuichiSakuma13 in The fuse had blown on a lamp I was throwing away and my mother suggested I give it to a charity shop by Coniix
I’ll take it haha
tyrone_mcpipe t1_j1md2gx wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I damn near rolled off the couch wheezing. Thank you for the laugh, kind internet stranger.
justlikeyouonlyworse t1_j1mczn2 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
So ugly, when she goes in a bank they turn off the cameras
ikilledsupermario t1_j1mcipu wrote
Reply to comment by LegFootGamer in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
I can jump higher than a house….
Because houses can’t jump.
MetheCurious t1_j1mcbue wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
When she falls from the bed, she does it on both sides
SassyFisherGirl t1_j1mbesc wrote
Reply to comment by MailOrderDog in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Oh please no. 🤢😅
RadioactiveX02 t1_j1mben4 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Her picture can break the nail on which it's hanged
Doug6388 t1_j1mb7oh wrote
I've only got two inches, but some girls like it that wide.
Drillbitzer t1_j1mb7ee wrote
Reply to comment by MailOrderDog in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
RyuichiSakuma13 t1_j1mazln wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
...that skinny people orbit around her.
...when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
...her blood is syrup.
...she thinks you can eat styrofoam peanuts.
I'll stop here.
Spiritual-Plankton52 t1_j1maw0t wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
She does spread alot of joy and peanut butter.
Odin4456 t1_j1matv4 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Um, should probably be “yo momma so loose”
RyuichiSakuma13 t1_j1ma2pi wrote
Reply to The fuse had blown on a lamp I was throwing away and my mother suggested I give it to a charity shop by Coniix
😅 r/reluctantupvote
tobiasgruffy t1_j1ma271 wrote
Kronii moment
Significant-Two-4888 t1_j1m9ua0 wrote
I heard that one while stationed at Dyess afb in the early 70s.
modsarebrainstems t1_j1mfucl wrote
Reply to I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
You've got 12 inches? I only promise 12 inches on an installment plan.