Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Flukie42 t1_j1mvt2u wrote
Reply to comment by FredFlintston3 in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
Whenever someone calls something a something-o-matic, I always add 76 to the end.
canclethatmans OP t1_j1mvj7e wrote
Reply to comment by Sorry-Zone8927 in A sad donkey by canclethatmans
Donkeys have big dicks
Wiggleynuts t1_j1mul0o wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
I'm not saying yo momma a ho but when she had you she slid you in and out a few times.
gluctosesandwich t1_j1mui0y wrote
Reply to comment by Spiritual-Plankton52 in Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Surprisingly, however, she cannot spread her legs...
SandyEyesGalore t1_j1mufxh wrote
Yea but a candle isn't a stupid gift though, its a pretty nice gift
Elfetzo t1_j1mudnc wrote
Reply to The fuse had blown on a lamp I was throwing away and my mother suggested I give it to a charity shop by Coniix
But I refused
redradio87 t1_j1mu06w wrote
It’s like in Archer ‘Did Pam just have an erection in here?’
Sorry-Zone8927 t1_j1mtv38 wrote
Reply to A sad donkey by canclethatmans
Can someone explain?
81Angryduck t1_j1mtsfa wrote
Reply to comment by TarzanCar in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
It may not be that big around but it sure is short
chuckwagon1 t1_j1mt9dy wrote
Reply to comment by MetheCurious in Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
When she jumps off the high dive she goes straight to hell.. .
Photograph_Fluffy t1_j1msm2l wrote
My dick will make you gag, it's not the size but the smell
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freewaygoon t1_j1msfub wrote
Give her a spliff
Guilty_Ad_4441 t1_j1msf55 wrote
J4MES101 t1_j1msc0d wrote
Give her a witch?
[deleted] t1_j1mrcp8 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
China is not big enough to build a copy of her.
TarzanCar t1_j1mqq2s wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Keep your dick in a vice
master-virus t1_j1mqbod wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama so fat Moby Dick felt insecure
st_zhivanshe t1_j1mq80n wrote
Looks like she is met her match.
Nice burn, dude.
That gift was lit.
Did you meet her on Tinder, she’s quite the match.
You’re wicked.
This is too much. I candle it.
OP pisses off wife; wax off tonight
Should have given her your mixtape, I hear it is straight fire!
‟But she said she wanted s’more gifts”
iq-braggng-o-smrtass t1_j1mponb wrote
I mean it's shaped like a candle dick so it's still stupid.
ReddutModzRKuntz t1_j1mpf1d wrote
Get her a puppy and call her bluff! (God, I really hope she was bluffing...)
paries127 t1_j1mp2de wrote
Shoulda bought a joint
revs201 t1_j1mov6z wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
At least you don't have to worry about them seeing other people...
mookiecat t1_j1mok66 wrote
An ankle monitor
Shtnonurdog t1_j1mvunl wrote
Reply to comment by MitchellTrueTittys in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Jesus