But if it is, get a prosthedick

This joke blows…

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I heard most of the world goes by the scent-o-meter…

Fireworks are a GREAT gift

This is how you thank upvotes properly!

that the earth was flat until they buried her

Drown it first?

He dug a person-sized hole in the snow until he hit the ground, laid down on the ground, unzipped his fly, and saw that the snow was 3x the length of his erect cock.

But how would she know the gift is a witch?

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You villain! That’s a crime against humanity!

We can't ALL have healthy teeth, Sharon!

If you’re looking to recreate this recipe it’s super simple! Comes with lots of additional options of your choosing.

Recipe:

1 Slice of Toast

1/4 cup of milk or vanilla ice cream

(Optional)

1 Tablespoon of Peanut Butter

1 Tablespoon of Butter (Unsalted or Salted)

1 Tablespoon of Jam (Your favorite flavor)

1/2 cup of fresh fruit of your choosing, (recommend banana and peanut butter pairing)

1 Teaspoon of Chia Seeds

Feeling adventurous? Try: 1/3 cup of gravy, 1/4 can of cranberry sauce, 1/2 cup of turkey

The heteros seem to never have any fun, honestly

Best joke ever lol

she thinks gravy is an after dinner cocktail.

Your momma is sooo fat. They call her Hitler at the strip club, cause she crushes the poles.

If you blend toast you'd get a powder.

Worked with two guys and this was the joke they played on new guys. First guy acts like a hard ass towards second guy to make new guy think they’re not friends. 1st guy tells new guy that 2nd guy smells good. Keeps up the joke all day. Finally tells new guy “hey go ask 2nd guy what he’s got in that smells so good.”

Proceed with punchline of the joke.

Also works anytime a guy notices your cologne and you’re around the boys.

If I’m gonna be impotent I’m gonna dress impotent.

r/woooosh

amouage memoir, true story

Yo mama so stupid she still does "yo mama" jokes.

I see. How did you measure?