Recent comments in /f/Jokes
gakileen t1_j1obje5 wrote
I am only a benigner.
watermelons400 t1_j1obb23 wrote
😂😂😂
_Citytrends t1_j1oazg6 wrote
Reply to comment by cowboy4x4 in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Lol
BossImpossible8858 t1_j1o89kp wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget...
wensleydalemouse t1_j1o7l81 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama so fat she makes Godzilla look like a chinchilla
MrDuckie2 t1_j1o5b35 wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Wrong. You call them u/mrduckie2
cowboy4x4 t1_j1o4pdc wrote
Reply to comment by dexidrone in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Or been married.
StenSoft t1_j1o442s wrote
Reply to comment by paries127 in My wife said that if I got her any more stupid gifts she'd burn it. by GayRacoon69
Happy wife, happy life
25JH t1_j1o3ja4 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet to be world wide.
Lindy1967 t1_j1o3evi wrote
Galarinos t1_j1o28q0 wrote
Reply to comment by marco-polo-123 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Someone have an EU version?
djlarue46 t1_j1o16wy wrote
Reply to comment by Oeamus in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
One more than me!!
Oeamus t1_j1o0ttm wrote
Reply to comment by djlarue46 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Unfortunately I can only pump twice before coming
QuentinTarzantino t1_j1nzk35 wrote
Reply to comment by Megerber in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
"Boy"
- Kratos
Initial_End_8525 t1_j1nxufj wrote
🤣Awesome. So good!!
32lib t1_j1nwqks wrote
Reply to comment by PowerandSignal in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Measured in cm,called it inches.
Howsurchinstrap t1_j1ntjdn wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Your moms so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
Megerber t1_j1nrxkv wrote
THEONLYFLO t1_j1nntc8 wrote
Usually smell like really expensive wood
WildCelt130 t1_j1nmy8e wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning by YZXFILE
Saw this comment and and was trying to remember a news story from the eighties of a murder victim getting chopped up and put in Christmas stockings. Took a while to realize I wasn't on r/twosentencehorror .
Azperush t1_j1nmxh7 wrote
Reply to comment by Wiggleynuts in Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
She puts the gas nozzle in her mouth before she’s slides it into her car
Stehum_Brethilben t1_j1nlpev wrote
Reply to comment by Capable-Site-301 in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
The problem isn't that he keeps talking after everyone has lost interest, the problem is that people maintain interest after he should have stopped talking.
jaildoc t1_j1nl5e8 wrote
I heard this joke in high school. In 1960.
nelflyn t1_j1nku05 wrote
Reply to comment by False_Length_3765 in What nationality is Santa? by r1ckj0526
Been there once, years ago, I get why he'd settle there :)
onairmastering t1_j1oc5zn wrote
Reply to My girlfriend said she lost her father on the weekend by [deleted]
That's a George Carlin joke, add 'Have you checked the dumpster?
link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IibyMqlu8Wc