Recent comments in /f/Jokes
bluecrowned t1_j1op2yd wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Autistic (this is a self depreciating joke, don't come at me)
MrZwink t1_j1op1bl wrote
Reply to What nationality is Santa? by r1ckj0526
Turkish , Santa is an Americanized version of Saint Nicolas. A Catholic bishop from turkey. Who is celebrated as a national children's holiday brought over by dutch settlers to the United States. And then Americanized by coca cola company.
xXroadkill608Xx t1_j1oo68v wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
... she drives a spandex car.
joecheph t1_j1ono0s wrote
Reply to comment by SlidinDirty in The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
SlidinDirty OP t1_j1onbea wrote
Reply to comment by joecheph in The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
They're the same aren't they?
Vast_Cricket t1_j1onb01 wrote
Reply to I had a blind date by BowelMovementator
You wish you were blind?
OliversCowDairy t1_j1omwia wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
The boss
InternationalWar371 t1_j1omhv4 wrote
Reply to What nationality is Santa? by r1ckj0526
Santa is not real your mom and dad by you present
Brewer1056 OP t1_j1omd41 wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Ha! Fixed with an edit.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j1ol87u wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
An accountant....
notyou-justme t1_j1okw9v wrote
Reply to comment by cowboy4x4 in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Came here to say this.
Kindly-Confidence-69 t1_j1okc2z wrote
Reply to The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
Hahaha I'm gonna piss myself laughing.
joecheph t1_j1ok6u2 wrote
Reply to The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
UncertaintyPrince t1_j1ok48u wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
- My wife.
- Donald trump
FakeNamePleaseIgnore t1_j1ojrc4 wrote
Reply to comment by yParticle in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Anyone else get redirected to a different subreddit every time?
The_MailMan88 t1_j1oj6hk wrote
Reply to The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
It’ll more n likely be a tahini one!
yParticle t1_j1oiyso wrote
Thefreshi1 t1_j1oinpk wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
She tried to hula hoop and accidentally invented the pogo ball.
rascible t1_j1oi9g7 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
When she sits around the house, she sits around the house
Soulknighter t1_j1oi0rz wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
She can't fit in an ultra wide camera shot.
a6globalbusiness t1_j1of1u8 wrote
Laughter is the best medicine. so please keep on cracking. season-based joke.
Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j1odzuy wrote
A piece of coal.
Abdul_Exhaust t1_j1ocqow wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Haha, a "teacher" joke. Reddit-- internet entertainment for 13 yr olds!
debloc t1_j1oc8jq wrote
Quite tumorous
SlidinDirty OP t1_j1opy62 wrote
Reply to comment by joecheph in The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune by SlidinDirty
Ok that had me lol! I wish I had more upvotes to give.