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are_manen_what t1_j1pa4pg wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
COMEDY
CookiePush t1_j1p9x80 wrote
This is entrapment
rightcoldbasterd t1_j1p9s79 wrote
Oh man, I was gonna say bait them into a pun but yours is way better.
are_manen_what t1_j1p9igf wrote
yParticle t1_j1p7z3g wrote
Reply to comment by Brewer1056 in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Nice one.
alimustafa533 t1_j1p7v12 wrote
Hope you clear the final stage and go further up.
Unafraid_NFS t1_j1p7bl6 wrote
True
Romthirty t1_j1p623r wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
When she dances, she not only cuts the rug, but shreds it to pieces.
Romthirty t1_j1p5i6g wrote
Reply to comment by Mammoth-Pain-358 in My wife said that if I got her any more stupid gifts she'd burn it. by GayRacoon69
This is the right answer.
Romthirty t1_j1p496v wrote
Wait till you reach the final Boss.
Romthirty t1_j1p44vc wrote
I hate when my wife looks and me straight in the eyes when I’m making love. Next time I’ll close the window on her.
gothism t1_j1p2row wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
She really can give 110%.
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young_morpheus t1_j1ozjrh wrote
Reply to comment by PotatoWithAVendetta in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
It’s r/random
Roachy-1 t1_j1oywv3 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
When God said "let there be light," He had to ask her to move
itsallgoodye t1_j1oxn0x wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
…One time she jumped up in the air and got stuck…..when she goes camping the bears put their food up in the trees.
PotatoWithAVendetta t1_j1ow8pr wrote
Reply to comment by FakeNamePleaseIgnore in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
yeah what’s up with that
Artistic-Breadfruit9 t1_j1ow4ie wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Your mama is so fat, your dad no longer finds her attractive and this has caused a serious rift in their relationship.
alroquez t1_j1ov48n wrote
Reply to comment by Neufjob in My wife said that if I got her any more stupid gifts she'd burn it. by GayRacoon69
Because she looks like one!
Annoyingaddperson t1_j1ouf3c wrote
I exhaled through… my mouth?
mfchris100 t1_j1ot4r2 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
A cop saw her standing on the corner and yelled “Hey ladies, Break It Up!”
Odinson-1981 t1_j1osh2m wrote
Reply to comment by bluecrowned in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Oh I agree totally. I will prattle on for the longest time for the sake of my own entertainment and frequently fail to miss the cues to shut the hell up. And then there are times that I catch the cues… but don’t care. 😂
NotSoMeanAverage t1_j1ort0l wrote
Reply to comment by debloc in They said beating cancer was hard, and lucky by Englishmuphin21
aye room for growth
My_Balls_Itch_123 t1_j1oqk0m wrote
Give her an ice cube
Gerrod82 t1_j1pasi9 wrote
Reply to How do you entice a Redditor to leave a comment? by venbrou
Well actually in my country they aren't that bad, it's super rare for a cop to shoot anyone dead here and if they do, it usually for a good reason. =D