Recent comments in /f/Jokes
jasonwly t1_j1pjdov wrote
No
diamonddolll t1_j1pj0ao wrote
Lmaooo good one
damclub-hooligan t1_j1pizsh wrote
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
berkleysquare t1_j1pi33r wrote
Reply to comment by Unexpectedlnquisitor in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
On the driver's side.
berkleysquare t1_j1phtox wrote
Reply to comment by Uzzer_lozer19 in Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
I'm Goring to tell a better joke!
moonpie269 t1_j1pgypi wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama's so fat, that when she jump for joy she got stuck
[deleted] t1_j1pgpsp wrote
Reply to comment by _beNZed in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
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Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j1pfxlp wrote
The Norwegian fjord has the steering wheel jon the left hand side.
Uzzer_lozer19 t1_j1pfp9l wrote
Reply to comment by _beNZed in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
Is this a fishing joke now as I always put debate on dehook before I go defishing
Uzzer_lozer19 t1_j1pfnlm wrote
Reply to comment by Unexpectedlnquisitor in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
Unless you're an orangutan then most likely infront of the driver.
Uzzer_lozer19 t1_j1pffhq wrote
Reply to comment by BrochachosNachos in Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
This was the better joke!
venbrou OP t1_j1pfcim wrote
Reply to comment by rightcoldbasterd in How do you entice a Redditor to leave a comment? by venbrou
Redditors love their drama.
Unfortunately it seems to be a good way to entice mods to hit that remove button.
Gerrod82 t1_j1pfb2f wrote
Some of these jokes on this board are just plain stupid.
Morall_tach t1_j1pfawn wrote
Reply to comment by forengjeng in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
Left hand drive means the driver's seat is on the left side of the car.
Unexpectedlnquisitor t1_j1pfap8 wrote
Reply to comment by forengjeng in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
Soooo... which side is the steering wheel on then?
Gerrod82 t1_j1pf7pz wrote
Reply to comment by venbrou in How do you entice a Redditor to leave a comment? by venbrou
Yeah, it's gotten beyond ridiculous how many people have gotten killed by the police in the US, many of them completely innocent. I once saw a video of a cop shooting a drunk man who was on his hands and knees. The drunk guy tried to adjust his pants and the fucking cop shot him dead. The guy killed was also a family man. This is why I have very little respect towards cops in the US, even when I'm not living there. Many of them are so fucking trigger happy and they need only a microscopic reason to shoot you dead.
jglittle12 t1_j1pevxi wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
My mother in law ?
venbrou OP t1_j1pev35 wrote
Reply to comment by Gerrod82 in How do you entice a Redditor to leave a comment? by venbrou
In all honesty there's quite a few officers in the US that just want to help people. Some areas not as much as others, but all the same: There's more then our liberal media likes to let on (and a lot less then our conservative media claims).
The problem is the incredibly bad training our officers go through. Combine that with the fact that we really do have an alarming number of officers that will look for any excuse to hurt you while pretending to be friendly (and some that don't bother pretending), and you can see why we Americans have such a trust issue with our law enforcement.
forengjeng t1_j1pepqs wrote
Reply to comment by _beNZed in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
It really doesn't tho.. In Norway they drive on the right side
_beNZed t1_j1pdxra wrote
Reply to comment by Fishbuilder in What’s the difference between a Norwegian fjord and an English fjord? by Snooter-na
It really does. Now, is it funny? That's a separate debate.
BrochachosNachos t1_j1pdtyx wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
nein out of 10, good work
Fishbuilder t1_j1pdkls wrote
This joke does not make sense.
uthini_mfowethu t1_j1pc4i9 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
That I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
When I found it I sat on her knee, slapped her thigh and rode the wave in...
I needed scuba gear to muff her and when we were done I had to roll a few times before I was finally off her.
When it was time for her to go home I moved house because that was cheaper than removing the roof.
Side note. She refers to her pussy as an all you can eat buffet.
aTrippyClown t1_j1pbjfc wrote
Reply to comment by Gerrod82 in How do you entice a Redditor to leave a comment? by venbrou
Hmm
TnBluesman t1_j1pk71d wrote
Reply to comment by Romthirty in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
A buddy asked me one day if I talk to my wife during sex. I said "No, but I could. The hotel has a phone right next to the bed. "