...when you slap her ass, crabs can surf.

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Because you can disrespect the room.

Sure you can disrespect your own room but then you have to clean up that disrespect later.

I’m fairly certain I understand why it’s funny, but I’m only 25 and want to confirm since apparently only people over 40 can understand it…

Are you referring to the malfunction of audio playback that occurred with CDs, Cassettes, and Vinyls? Because when they would get damaged/scratched songs would “skip”? And by saying she’s so fat that when she dances, she interrupts the band’s ability to perform properly and they experience a live version of this phenomenon?

Such a Heil-erious joke!

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Cant access

He would have.... Oven-tuallly.

I hear the American Fjord F-150 is a good truck though.

Because shameless people have no remorse.

More likely it'll end up in the trash. most charities don't have electrical engineers sorting non-clothing goods

Don't count on it

Your mama doesn’t have a back, that’s why she is always frontin’

Room service can clean the mess

So popular.

Hey it’s ok to lick fingers. Preferably your own

I honestly didn't think anyone would make that check, I was gonna copy and paste it cause it was hilarious.

I see you are a man of culture aswell :)

Maybe you should buy a new bed? But new environment is also exciting, that's why.

Apology accepted

True, courtesy of phones. -teacher

That don’t impress me much.

Or a stick of dynamite?

I did nazi that coming! Did jew?

An orangutan driving a car!! As usual the real joke is in the comments.

Yo momma so old when God said let there be light yo momma said "Hold up let me find the switch".