It's a threat.

Even if both are Fjord Fjestas?

Because it is with a hooker

The blood and motor oil is a bitch

If it weighs as much as a duck?

I’m just happy to be edible.

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I told her they'll learn to stay in bed.

It takes her two trips to sit down

A hotel room is more cozy for having long night sex

If you're not naked, it's still an insult about your penis size.

Told my wife, if they catch us (hopefully never) we will act like we playing Football and call formations.

If you are naked, it's an insult about your penis size.

Wtf is r/random and why is it banned?

I wasn’t offended in any way shape or form.

Christmas was yesterday. It might be observed today, but it’s not Christmas anymore.

I spent my Christmas at a fancy Chinese restaurant, as is my family’s tradition… since we don’t celebrate it and all of the other restaurants close their doors.

Adieu.

I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

If she's a squirter, the prep to save the mattress is real

We have a house full of kids. So it let's us relax and be loud. She doesn't worry about kids hearing or knocking on the door etc.

You weren’t even close to understanding.

You thought it was due to wear and applied to three, unrelated forms of media.

The actual premise was based on physical interaction with only one form of media.

My age qualifier was based on the fact that most persons under 40 would have not experienced a skipping record as CD’s became popular in the early 80’s. Whole generations have grown up not even knowing vinyl existed as a format.

I was not underestimating anyone, nor was my original intention to offend anyone under 40, which I have apparently done to you. I would apologize if I understood your offence, but I don’t, so I won’t.

I have enjoyed this limited exchange, but I am tired if it now, so I will dismiss you with a ’Merry Christmas’.

Just like my Uncle OG!

Orangutans also seem to prefer the steering wheel being in front of them

I was still exceptionally close to understanding and someone my age or slightly older with similar experience and more brain than myself might very well understand. I wouldn’t underestimate anyone.

Still, thank you for explaining and teaching me something new. I do enjoy learning new things a lot, even if it does enable me to become overconfident.

Since you asked…….I am referring to the ’phenomenon’ of the propensity of older record players to skip, that is the tone arm would bounce across the grooves in the record if there there was dancing nearby. The tone arm that held the stylus was so delicately balanced, it was susceptible to localized shocks.

The ironical nature of my comment is that Yo Momma is so fat, when she dances she elicits this behaviour in a live band. Thank you for your comment as it validated and proved my comment correct. My age based qualifier was directed at a target audience that grew up with vinyl as their main source of music.

Yo Mama so fat...

Her punch-line is still wobbling.