Recent comments in /f/Jokes
TigerUppercut08 t1_j1qvbz9 wrote
You don't have to clean up the mess
Normal-Ad6528 t1_j1quyfy wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in You and a fat women are on a date by Due_Restaurant_8045
Hmmm, why do I visualize that scene in Hannibal when Lecter is feeding Dr. Gideon his own leg..............
[deleted] t1_j1qur5d wrote
Reply to One of the effects of ADHD… by David254xxx
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gnosticnoodle t1_j1qucw8 wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
Because he was always in the reich
RanCestor t1_j1qu3wm wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
Well he would have had to apologize I suppose.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1qsuia wrote
Reply to One of the effects of ADHD… by David254xxx
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
LadenifferJadaniston t1_j1qrsgg wrote
Reply to comment by SMOKIN_0AKEE in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Alright, that’s fair
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qr9rl wrote
Reply to comment by LadenifferJadaniston in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
My kids are 9-17 yrs old. They think it's funny to unlock the door. That's on them
LadenifferJadaniston t1_j1qqq0c wrote
Reply to comment by SMOKIN_0AKEE in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Please do take precautions, this can be very traumatic for children to witness
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1qq08r wrote
Reply to comment by Normal-Ad6528 in You and a fat women are on a date by Due_Restaurant_8045
Don't take it personally, you just happened to be there. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j1qpc1o wrote
Cigar?
ckashep t1_j1qpb3z wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76
Yo mama so fat Santa can't get round her in one night!
Gaulsarecool2022 t1_j1qp5mq wrote
Reply to comment by ikilledsupermario in Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
Endut! Hoch Hech!
Translationerr0r t1_j1qoxsn wrote
Reply to comment by dexidrone in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
And for sure never worked there
SoupySupper t1_j1qodvy wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
He could never quite bite the bullet. Some thought that he could just pull the trigger and apologize, and I suppose that it did cross his mind.
hell2bhbtoo t1_j1qmzon wrote
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j1qmjd2 wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
A Redditor
Spence1239 t1_j1qlddh wrote
Spouse isn’t there…that was gonna be my answer.
xlmarinexl t1_j1qkssy wrote
Bc I’m paying for it. The room and the sex that is. 😉
ikilledsupermario t1_j1qkqbp wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbly_Improvement55 in Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
I did not. Anne Frankly…
Hismama_Codyswifey17 t1_j1qkp5o wrote
She sounds pretty ungrateful. Some people don't get anything for any holiday or even birthdays. Sounds like she's spoiled. Take it from someone who's husband didn't get her anything at all. Who has only ever received one Christmas present from him,three years ago.
[deleted] t1_j1qiyar wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
insurance agent
Normal-Ad6528 t1_j1qih40 wrote
Reply to You and a fat women are on a date by Due_Restaurant_8045
Uh, a threat on my life??
OG_Panthers_Fan t1_j1qh0nr wrote
Reply to comment by SMOKIN_0AKEE in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Get a waterproof mattress cover.
No amount of towels or blankets is enough to protect the mattress completely.
Waterproof sex blankets can get moved aside in the midst of the action.
But make sure you wash or replace the cover before you have anyone help you move. Those stains are unmistakable.
dan_santhems t1_j1qvuv0 wrote
Reply to comment by TnBluesman in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel." - Rodney Dangerfield