Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Logical-Schedule2371 t1_j1r45jb wrote
Because my neighbors won't call the cops from me being loud and getting choked. Married men sometimes don't know how to rail their wife nicely
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Denijsbeer t1_j1r3aoy wrote
Reply to comment by prbwm in What’s the difference between peace and peach? by RestaurantEsq
🤣 Good one.
LadenifferJadaniston t1_j1r32b1 wrote
Reply to comment by Translationerr0r in What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
Maybe he worked through zoom
LadenifferJadaniston t1_j1r2d02 wrote
Reply to comment by Randy927 in Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
If anything, “sorry for trying to exterminate you” would just further piss me off.
slibetah t1_j1r1prf wrote
Cuz the ho never tells
CapeMOGuy t1_j1r1gdx wrote
Reply to comment by OG_Panthers_Fan in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Never use fabric softener when washing anything that is waterproof. It has petroleum-derived ingredients that will strip away the waterproofing.
MrFocalPoint t1_j1r0ul3 wrote
Reply to You and a fat women are on a date by Due_Restaurant_8045
The first time I met her I said “nice to meat you”
MrFocalPoint t1_j1r07yz wrote
Wait till you get to the end boss
MrFocalPoint t1_j1r05a2 wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
The priest
AttackCircus t1_j1qzmim wrote
The only dirty thing at home is the kitchen
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wistfulmaiden t1_j1qz3e4 wrote
Cause you like scabies?
El_Pepsi t1_j1qz1i0 wrote
Okay disgusting story,
Tdlr: a friends shat into an empty KFC bucket.
So back around 2009 we as a group ended up at 6am at a 24h KFC in Praque.
Everything was sold out except the boneless chicken buckets. We were drunk and loud so the staff wasn't too happy with us. One of my friends decided to be passive agressive, took an empty bucket to the toilet. Brought it back full with a cover on it and left it on the table.
It is not the most gross story ever but this joke reminded of it.
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Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1qypsw wrote
Is Eh the same as Haitch?
Wire_Hall_Medic t1_j1qymuj wrote
An umlout (sp?)
prbwm t1_j1qyl07 wrote
What's the difference between a women's jogging group and a tribe of pygmies?
One is a cunning bunch of runts...
ztreHdrahciR t1_j1qyb5o wrote
Doh!
robustmiracle405 t1_j1qxnb2 wrote
What’s the difference between a baby and an opera director?
The baby sucks his fingers
GayRacoon69 OP t1_j1qxj0m wrote
Reply to comment by Hismama_Codyswifey17 in My wife said that if I got her any more stupid gifts she'd burn it. by GayRacoon69
I'd like to clarify that my post was entirely fictional. I am not married and I didn't get anyone a candle
Have you talked to him about that. It seems like it bothers you
Lattethecoffeaddict t1_j1qx0mw wrote
Reply to comment by EnvironmentalDeal256 in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
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Take my goddamn upvote and get out
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j1qwrjl wrote
Reply to comment by Lattethecoffeaddict in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Random:
adjective 1. made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.
I don’t know why it’s banned.
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Immediate-House7567 t1_j1r65qe wrote
Reply to Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
You can go hog wild in there