Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j1shvsr wrote
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ReasonablePanda3 t1_j1shu9l wrote
Because when it's over, the hooker leaves and the food delivery arrives.
Romthirty t1_j1shu0k wrote
They have killer records. They are to die for.
Dizz2K7 t1_j1shqer wrote
Reply to Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry? by Jacob819mg
That's solid.
King_Neptune07 t1_j1sh9b8 wrote
Reply to comment by dan_santhems in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Ayy no respect
SuperSaltyMrPeanut t1_j1sh5wg wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
I had a very similar experience.
At least you got to cum...
Romthirty t1_j1sh0si wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Dude, just roll with it.
Doc-Fives-35581 t1_j1sgz4z wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
I’m ashamed to say that took me a minute.
Tola76 t1_j1sg5va wrote
It’s the whores of mattress past.
Bruhdale-dingle t1_j1sg0cq wrote
He can just hide inside a cabbage patch, he’s already a vegetable
Bruhdale-dingle t1_j1sfzs2 wrote
He can just hide inside a cabbage patch, he’s already a veget
Trevor965 OP t1_j1sfh7v wrote
Reply to comment by amhscuur in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Finally! Someone gets it! And also, NEW people come and join this subreddit almost every week who have probably never heard of these jokes before, so they'll hopefully get a good chuckle outta them
Clutch_Floyd t1_j1sf3ng wrote
Endless supply of fresh towels to clean up.
amhscuur t1_j1sf3gd wrote
Reply to comment by Trevor965 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
How many of these jokes are original anyway? I’m assuming less than 5%. If the jokes are funny, then you should keep posting them.
Arthur_Leywin354 t1_j1sdlrq wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
That was a beautiful story. I loved the character development in the second half. Truly a work of art.
marfred76 t1_j1sd0l5 wrote
Where there is a wheel, there is a way.
toughpollen968 t1_j1scekl wrote
As a quadriplegic，I wont stand for these kinds of jokes.
Trevor965 OP t1_j1sc9g3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Dude, there's over 24 million users on this subreddit, there is bound to be the same joke tucked away here somewhere, say like, from 4 years ago or some shit. Keep your wig on
onegoodmug t1_j1sbzks wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
Anytime I change the sheets: “I should call her”
[deleted] t1_j1sboe7 wrote
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FeeDisastrous3879 t1_j1sbhis wrote
All the spunk and gushing covered comforters and headboards contain pheromones that heighten the experience
Deadly-C4T69420 t1_j1saihy wrote
Reply to comment by Top-Associate-6576 in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
This joke is so good its like he's cheating
Memes10000000000 t1_j1s9m42 wrote
Reply to In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? by Arkvoodle42
Expecting Washington but still hilarious
Icy-Entertainer-7976 t1_j1s9dg6 wrote
You don't have to clean up afterwards.
y2kpbj t1_j1si7ny wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
I am so!