Recent comments in /f/Jokes
ShittyDs3player t1_j1spsrw wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
That joke deserves a standing ovation
TottalDamnation t1_j1sps8d wrote
Low-key its more funny that someone that can't even walk stole your jacket, then your joke is
fosighting t1_j1spqcm wrote
Reply to comment by Romthirty in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Just kick a man while he’s down. Are you gonna take that lying down OP?
SlightlySquammy t1_j1spd4c wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
And she swelled to death
drofford t1_j1sp572 wrote
Reply to The fuse had blown on a lamp I was throwing away and my mother suggested I give it to a charity shop by Coniix
But why would you want to donate a blown fuse to a thrift store any way? Isn’t that kinda mean?
alceda211 t1_j1sp1py wrote
They (don't) see me rollin'...
Armamore t1_j1snkyu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Do you have an original joke for us?
FireflyJerkyCo t1_j1snbqe wrote
Lieutenant Dan!
tipseep t1_j1sn5bq wrote
Because it’s with my mom
Trevor965 OP t1_j1sn3r8 wrote
Reply to comment by Glass-Ad1766 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Happy to hear it :D
Glass-Ad1766 t1_j1smxj0 wrote
Oh Shit! That’s funny stuff! I started laughing so hard, my wife looked at me funny. I shared with her and she lost her shot too! We’re still laughing!
Specific-Culture-638 t1_j1smdrh wrote
Reply to comment by ActuallyCalindra in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Tryna catch him ridin' dirty!
AnglerJared t1_j1sm7nq wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
… and then I came again.
ActuallyCalindra t1_j1slpw6 wrote
They don't see him rolling. They hatin'.
utku1989 t1_j1slf3g wrote
Staying hotel make you both feel like a boss . You know others prepared the room , they will clean after whatever you do.
pokey1984 t1_j1skh6j wrote
Reply to comment by GomerStuckInIowa in In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? by Arkvoodle42
Well, my dad was panicking, that's for sure. My sisters though Mom and Dad were torturing the cat in their bedroom.
GomerStuckInIowa t1_j1sk22h wrote
Reply to comment by pokey1984 in In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? by Arkvoodle42
So you were born in the state of panic?
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Tornookthetooka OP t1_j1sjbtn wrote
Reply to comment by El_Pepsi in Why does KFC not have toilet paper? (sorry) by Tornookthetooka
Wha-
pokey1984 t1_j1sj7zg wrote
Reply to In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? by Arkvoodle42
I'll have you know that I was not born screaming.
I was born with the umbilical wrapped around my neck and I wasn't breathing. Mom had to talk my dad through untangling me and breathing for me to get me started.
So, you know, suck on that or whatever.
Coinsworthy t1_j1sj7b5 wrote
He has a body of work that's buried in the back yard.
Romthirty t1_j1siw3t wrote
Reply to comment by Arthur_Leywin354 in I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
No spoilers! I haven’t finished reading it yet.
Romthirty t1_j1silwx wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in Why does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have so many health issues? by Arkvoodle42
I kneaded this laugh.
Graflex01867 t1_j1sihwu wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
Who said her death was a problem?
Romthirty t1_j1spw8d wrote
Reply to comment by fosighting in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Great, it’s all downhill from here…