Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j1svwxr wrote
Now only the faint squeak. Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. Of rusted wheels. Coming closer. Closer. CLOSER
stankmastaflex t1_j1svoo9 wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Well then, just sit there and take it
tompackman t1_j1svebo wrote
This is a Milton Jones joke! If you like it you should check him out, he’s incredible
Quadstyle t1_j1svbtg wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
As a quadriplegic myself, I agree. He took it a step too far.
mortblanc t1_j1susjn wrote
Reply to comment by isoman2kx in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
*snot, maybe
Iinsomniacow t1_j1su92z wrote
Ltn Dan got his sea legs!
Romthirty t1_j1su82o wrote
Reply to comment by OG_Panthers_Fan in Why does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have so many health issues? by Arkvoodle42
They probably had a yeast infection too.
TooShiftyForYou t1_j1su6it wrote
My wheelchair using girlfriend broke up with me.
She said I pushed her around and was talking too much behind her back.
So I stole her wheelchair.
She'll come crawling back.
maclovin67 t1_j1su3mk wrote
To the person who stole my antidepressants? I hope you're happy now!
Scroty_McScrotface t1_j1stncp wrote
Reply to In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? by Arkvoodle42
Kentucky, if anyone was actually wondering.
aniztar t1_j1st290 wrote
Reply to comment by marfred76 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
The real joke!
[deleted] t1_j1ss800 wrote
Reply to comment by Romthirty in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
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Ratbu t1_j1ss7aw wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Damn he got to ya
BathroomCareful23 t1_j1ss5wq wrote
Reply to comment by Glass-Ad1766 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
My wife laughed too 🤣
Spicy6Chord t1_j1srudh wrote
Reply to I slept with a girl with a nut allergy by monsterasaur
And then I slept.
JBYTuna t1_j1srpl8 wrote
Reply to comment by toughpollen968 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Matt, is that you?
Ink_Sparrow_ t1_j1srl4i wrote
Reply to comment by freecoffeeguy in One of the effects of ADHD… by David254xxx
so what they were trying to say was
isoman2kx t1_j1srbxl wrote
Reply to comment by Glass-Ad1766 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Lost her SHOT ?!?!?????!?!?!??!??!??
OG_Panthers_Fan t1_j1sr8d3 wrote
Reply to comment by Romthirty in Why does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have so many health issues? by Arkvoodle42
Got a rise outta me.
isoman2kx t1_j1sr6lq wrote
Hahaha gad and the one 1⃣ that is not working ⚒ and not for a long period but the other one 1⃣ is not working ⚒ it would have been the only way I can 🥫 to it all and the fact is the salary is very good morning 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Saavedroo t1_j1sqwm6 wrote
Reply to comment by marfred76 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
We don't want to go to war today !
Outrageous-River3744 t1_j1sqov1 wrote
No, but he can roll with it
NetDork t1_j1sqa7r wrote
The Norwegian fjord won an award for its designer.
He didn't do anything particularly different with it; it's just that fjords suddenly became popular for a while, so he won an award for what he always did anyway.
Krishna_Kumar18 t1_j1sq7rv wrote
Reply to comment by ActuallyCalindra in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Patrollin' they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
freecoffeeguy t1_j1sw5u9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ink_Sparrow_ in One of the effects of ADHD… by David254xxx
thank you...downvotes? idc...I thought it was funny! 🤪