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KrisEyre OP t1_j1wljck wrote
Reply to comment by WeCanDoThisCNJ in My advice: You should never date a cross-eyed girl. by KrisEyre
Depends where you're from. In UK lazy eyed means a droopy eyelid. Cross-eyed suggests eyes looking in different directions.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1wl5xo wrote
You mean “lazy eyed girl” right?
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Dwan52 t1_j1wkffv wrote
Reply to comment by ATXsoberchaos in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
But men can't have babies. You haven't got a womb Stan. Where's the fetus gonna gestate? Gonna keep it a box??
FrostMonky t1_j1wkdbk wrote
Reply to comment by Pika_Dude in A rabbi and a priest sit side by side on a long flight by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
Eating pork is ok for the priest, but a sin for the Rabbi. Having sex is a sin for the priest, but ok for the Rabbi. While teasing that bacon is tasty and silly to make a sin… puss always wins.
tweisse75 t1_j1wjxdg wrote
Sir Cadian has the rhythm we all follow
bensbrackets t1_j1whoj1 wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
ON AN ESCALATOR
Ok_Faithlessness9757 t1_j1wfs59 wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
Aka toast?
gregredmore t1_j1wejcv wrote
Gotta love Milton Jones.
[deleted] t1_j1we1fy wrote
Reply to comment by HolyMangoYT in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
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Mayonnaise_Ablaze t1_j1wdvjz wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
I caught Mayo on fire, Mayo neighs ablaze
Flatearthgodfearer t1_j1wd3gv wrote
Reply to comment by Shygar in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Robert Jordan?
scurlock74 t1_j1wd06f wrote
Reply to comment by IrishTerminator in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
To egg them on.
Pika_Dude t1_j1wbyrc wrote
I don’t get it ._.
HolyMangoYT t1_j1wbr3b wrote
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you; I have contacts.
RutCry t1_j1wamox wrote
Reply to comment by Big-End-9824 in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
Not being from the U.K.: totally bewildered.
jaiagreen t1_j1wa2w1 wrote
Don't worry, he won't get far on foot!
Cleautsak t1_j1w8xe3 wrote
Which knight is constantly being ambushed?
Sir Rounded
TurnItOffAndBackOnXD OP t1_j1w7ff5 wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive_Fish600 in A rabbi and a priest sit side by side on a long flight by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
Cool!
Squidhunter71 t1_j1w2mw7 wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
I have a horse named radish
[deleted] t1_j1w1qap wrote
Reply to comment by Romthirty in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
He'll just ride it..
sinr_88 t1_j1w157c wrote
Reply to comment by sillypumpking in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Damn you autocorrect?
Spy_Mouse t1_j1w02pg wrote
Reply to My book on clocks finally arrived. by heyandy1
Good to hear your stack of clocks arrived, but what is the book about?
casey12297 t1_j1vzqo2 wrote
Which knight always has sticky hands? Sir cum
Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j1wlvv7 wrote
Reply to My advice: You should never date a cross-eyed girl. by KrisEyre
You'd have to guide her in for a head job.