R/woooooosh

What would you call her if she drank white rum.....B.Cardi. :)

Satanist’s

r/Angryupvote

Did you come up with this?

Probably their genitals.

Weatherspoons is a chain of ‘bars’ that are pretty cheap, but no music etc. closest thing in the US would be Chili’s maybe? Somewhere people meet for cheap drinks and food, but not really a ‘bar’.

Everyone ... because literally everyone wants to be the GOAT

Sure mate. Sure.

What a waste of education you are

What do Catholic priests have against young goats?

If you're talking about kids, that would be catholic priests

No, just the tip off

GOING UP FAST GONNA SEE YA LATER

… cardio bacterium, I mean I guess it describes her music

Ethel

Some jokes are very region-specific. For instance:

A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.”

The polar bear pays and takes a seat.

Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.”

Cardio ahahahh ok that’s - a little bit - fun.

I thought she became Cardi O when she married Offset.

If i had a racehorse it sounds be named "Myface". Just so I can hear random people in the crowd yelling "Come on Myface".

Mary ?

She would be called Cardio B

And so was Jefferson Davis, both grew up to be president at the same time.

[deleted]

that's so stupid i hate you. upvoted