Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j1xesbi wrote
Mountain lion, coyotes, wolves, bobcat/lynx
Robert-L-Santangelo t1_j1xdgmg wrote
Reply to comment by No-Zucchini-941 in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
the only thing we have to fear is el chupacabra itself
No-Zucchini-941 t1_j1xdbpo wrote
The Chupacabra
stepanek112 OP t1_j1xcm7k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Damn I live in your head rent free lol. Make sure to think about this joke before you go to sleep and when you wake up.
[deleted] t1_j1xbubm wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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ES_FTrader t1_j1xazyb wrote
Was she wearing a cardigan?
stepanek112 OP t1_j1xaxbj wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
I never never listened to cardi b I came up with this myself lmao. You're on this page yourself and as it seems you're the biggest dumbass as well. Get a life.
Arcagebus77 t1_j1x9usr wrote
That's Cardi B's cousin.
She's fit.
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j1x9i5k wrote
This is practically plagiarized from one of her songs. This is a stupid joke. And everyone is dumber for having visited this page. May god have mercy on your soul.
sirkillalot1337lol t1_j1x977c wrote
A respectable individual instead of a ratchet ass h03
KidKilobyte t1_j1x77l5 wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
I feel this needs just a little bit more. How about…
One of the horses in Young Frankenstein was named Mayo and when anyone said Frau Blucher Mayo neighs
kurdt67 t1_j1x3cfd wrote
Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
But does he live on a ranch?
CedarMirror t1_j1x2mfz wrote
Reply to comment by viomoo in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
If it’s sorta like chilis it’s wildly disappointing until you get a few drinks in
viomoo t1_j1x2hfl wrote
Reply to comment by CedarMirror in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
Yeah pretty much. Not to bash weatherspoons but it can be a pretty depressing place! Cheap alcohol attracts ‘regulars’.
CedarMirror t1_j1x2bhx wrote
Reply to comment by viomoo in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
Oh, and he has a long face because it’s a disappointing bar?
Wring159 t1_j1x12vd wrote
Thought this was going to be a welsh joke
Randy927 t1_j1wzh6f wrote
Cardi.obgyn
NobodyKnowsMeOutHere t1_j1wz6rk wrote
My wife is a paraplegic so I should be offended but I love the word play.
Whaffled t1_j1wyot8 wrote
Old Calogrenant was such a wanker!
Galehodin was even danker;
Gornemant was fat and farty,
Lac was pissed at every party.
Aglovale belched loud and rudely,
Erec stripped and swaggered nudely,
Cligès shat behind his chair
Morholt drooled and didn’t care.
Yvain wept to see such stuff
And Arthur said “I’ve had enough!”
whitehorse201071 t1_j1wyjwr wrote
Pat Garrett..........He shot Billy the Kid.
Trevor965 OP t1_j1wxw6j wrote
Reply to comment by DragonBornOfAcid in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Nope
whitehorse201071 t1_j1wxpp7 wrote
She's probably a teacher. They struggle to control their pupils. :)
OwnEntertainmentX t1_j1wxgkc wrote
Reply to comment by LaylaDaLova in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
But... Is the chase downhill??..
Clyde6x4 t1_j1wxesk wrote
Cardi O
Guyman-100 t1_j1xf7i4 wrote
Reply to comment by subtlebunbun in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
I think you mean r/angryupvote