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LavenderDay3544 t1_j1y10sf wrote
Reply to comment by whitehorse201071 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
That's literally where her name comes from tho.
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j1y0qkk wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
See you should have listened to your Alders .
ole_shanksies t1_j1y0j2u wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
This joke has my hardwood dripping syrup
Chibi_Nek0 t1_j1y09w8 wrote
I hate this but I still give it an upvote
Main-Needleworker569 t1_j1xz4v1 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
You oughta know by now
maudrouge t1_j1xyej6 wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
Please don't bend like a willow and weep for me.
maudrouge t1_j1xy86l wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
We'll always have Aspen.
khrmfb28 t1_j1xxwlr wrote
If she was a professional card player? Cardicards hahahahabababahabbbhhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahkillmehahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahabahabababababababababababababababanabababananaannanananabsvdvdhshsnerrgghhv
roominating237 t1_j1xxo38 wrote
Reply to My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
I guess my neighbors really like my music - they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better.
Honolulu-Bill t1_j1xxjxn wrote
Chupacabra
Embarrassed_Spell_28 t1_j1xxdw9 wrote
Carnation Instant B
RegularEmployment973 t1_j1xxac3 wrote
Reply to comment by GloriousGigaChad in My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
Unfortunately "Loud AF" isn't good for marketing.
GloriousGigaChad OP t1_j1xwdkt wrote
Reply to comment by RegularEmployment973 in My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
G E N I U S
RegularEmployment973 t1_j1xvr2i wrote
Reply to My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
My neighbor is worse. She'll bang on my door nonstop at random hours during the night.
Am working on soundproofing the basement because of her. Loudest one yet.
Boredog t1_j1xvjc7 wrote
Reply to My book on clocks finally arrived. by heyandy1
Post it on tik tok
DangerStranger138 t1_j1xv6pm wrote
Hollywood
DangerStranger138 t1_j1xv2zk wrote
Reply to comment by notwhoyouthinkmaybe in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
Happy hour Rocky mountain oysters hit different after Sunday mass
Boredog t1_j1xuys3 wrote
How many π on the table?
Zadok47 t1_j1xuc4z wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
Please don't pine for me when I'm gone.
NetScr1be t1_j1xttl8 wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
I guess they were getting board.
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onomatopoetix t1_j1xtffs wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
looks like somebody fell for one too many "monkey scrolling this post" jokes...
onairmastering OP t1_j1xssyp wrote
Reply to comment by minqthechinq in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
That's even better.
Your_lovely_friend t1_j1y1jqs wrote
Reply to What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Furiously clicks upvote ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️