Recent comments in /f/Jokes
MatDom4KnkyYngr t1_j1ycpok wrote
Reply to comment by Holden_place in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
And your little dog too.
vartha OP t1_j1ycb4i wrote
Reply to comment by kurdt67 in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
I wouldn't call underground coal mining a ranch.
Kalelopaka- t1_j1yc16m wrote
Was dating this girl, she had one eye that was off, a walleye as we called it. We didn’t date very long, she made me paranoid as hell, I always thought someone was sneaking up behind me…
gnosticnoodle t1_j1yb5tb wrote
Horny farmers
vartha OP t1_j1y9wqc wrote
Reply to comment by RutCry in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
The following is my conversation with ChatGPT about your comment:
Me: Explain why the following joke may be considered funny: A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says:@“why the long face”? Horse replies:” because this is a weatherspoons”.
ChatGPT: The joke "A horse walks into a bar in the U.K. and the bar man says: 'why the long face'? Horse replies: 'because this is a Weatherspoons'" is a play on words that relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face," which means to look sad or unhappy. The joke also references the British pub chain Weatherspoons, which is known for offering cheap drinks and food.
The joke is funny because it combines the unexpected image of a horse walking into a bar with the humorous play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.
Me: Do horses have long faces?
ChatGPT: Horses do have long faces, but this is not the reason the horse in the joke has a long face. The phrase "to have a long face" is an expression that means to look sad or unhappy. In the joke, the horse's long face is being used as a play on words, implying that the horse is unhappy because it is in a Weatherspoons pub. This is intended to be humorous because it combines the unexpected image of a horse in a bar with the play on words and reference to a well-known pub chain. The joke relies on the listener's knowledge of the expression "to have a long face" and their familiarity with Weatherspoons in order to be understood and appreciated.
Me: Do you think that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad also constitutes a pun and thus contributes to the joke?
ChatGPT: It is possible that asking someone who has a long face anatomically if they have a long face in the sense of being sad could be considered a pun and contribute to the humor of a joke. A pun is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. In this case, the phrase "to have a long face" has two meanings: it can refer to someone's facial appearance, as in the case of someone who has a naturally long face, or it can refer to someone's emotional state, as in the case of someone who looks sad or unhappy.
If someone with a long face anatomically were to be asked if they have a long face because they are sad, the question could be interpreted as a pun because it plays on the multiple meanings of the phrase "to have a long face." This could contribute to the humor of a joke by adding an element of word play and unexpected interpretation of the phrase. However, it is important to note that humor is subjective and what one person finds funny may not be the same for another person.
Soulessnight OP t1_j1y998v wrote
Reply to comment by hinnsvartingi in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
Nah nah that’s what makes them nap.
tccack t1_j1y93wg wrote
Anyone who's ever tasted charcoal cooked baby goat leg.
GodzeallA t1_j1y91t6 wrote
Thought it was going to be
I replied "sounds good"
MoronTheBall t1_j1y90zg wrote
When Guinevere cheated with Lancelot, how big a gun did Arthur buy?
EX Caliber
MikeLinPA t1_j1y8y4p wrote
Reply to comment by NetScr1be in What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
I wood!
dragonrage12343 t1_j1y7t3y wrote
Yknow, I'd just like it if she did better.
Then she could be what Steven He always wanted.
Deus_XXX_Machina t1_j1y7l74 wrote
Reply to comment by nonezilchnada in My wife: "I regret getting you that blender for Christmas" by MEforgotUSERNAME
I'm using my salmon to smoke marijuana.
OverallManagement824 t1_j1y783p wrote
Reply to comment by OverallManagement824 in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
What the hell? Where did this dog with long paws come from?
OverallManagement824 t1_j1y70hf wrote
Reply to comment by Soulessnight in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
You're not wrong, but I'd lean towards SWATted because SWAT is normally capitalized so you aren't just selling the punchline, you're kind of also using the right symbology/phraseology/capitalization/idfk so if anybody who cares is actually looking into your craft in that much detail they probably need to get laid.
Edit: I'm not lying there.
(Long paws)
Edit too: I'm over here, baby!
humperty t1_j1y654n wrote
Reply to comment by NetScr1be in What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
to surf near the seaside. What a beach.
Main-Needleworker569 t1_j1y5x9q wrote
Reply to comment by PolyJuicedRedHead in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Yeah, doesn’t seem worth it for the price.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_j1y5s1w wrote
Reply to comment by Main-Needleworker569 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Aw, who needs a house out in Hackensack?
hinnsvartingi t1_j1y4ufy wrote
joey_yamamoto t1_j1y4mwd wrote
Reply to comment by whitehorse201071 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
the best jokes are always in the comments
spyderdyne t1_j1y48iz wrote
Reply to comment by CedarMirror in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
No, because he's a horse...
[deleted] t1_j1y3y1s wrote
Reply to comment by Empty-Dragonfly9682 in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
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WhatKindOfADeal t1_j1y3x2j wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
Don’t you firget about me
unjadedview t1_j1y3b0s wrote
"Even though they call me Cardi B; I run this shit like Cardi O"
... from her song she has on the radio
AverageBadUsername t1_j1y2cn4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
r/subsifellfor
MatDom4KnkyYngr t1_j1ycy6c wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial-Ad-9872 in To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965
Better leave this one untouched.