Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Metric_Pacifist t1_j1ym0ku wrote
Nice delivery
ijmacd t1_j1ylpav wrote
Reply to comment by FTBagginz in What's "Shaddow Banning"? by rch5050
He was baiting someone to reply to him. Otherwise he wouldn't have found out.
Zadok47 t1_j1yl5z5 wrote
One career that depends on how much you carry on.
FTBagginz t1_j1yl3hj wrote
Reply to What's "Shaddow Banning"? by rch5050
I believe shadow is spelled with one d
__decode__ t1_j1ykxzg wrote
They’re putting their stamp on it though
[deleted] t1_j1ykx2h wrote
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lefttiyin90 t1_j1ykwks wrote
I like to see humour pushing the envelope.
dryluddite25 t1_j1yknkf wrote
Reply to What do we want? by awesome_smokey
What do we want?! Bouncing airplanes! What sound will they make?! Boeing-Boeing
Ian0390 t1_j1ykmdb wrote
Reply to comment by blahblahbush in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
Only if you're willing to follow protocols to the letter.
blahblahbush t1_j1ykjgm wrote
The postal service is an excellent career choice for someone willing to really push the envelope.
No_Outlandishness_34 t1_j1yjvr7 wrote
Reply to My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
I thought the answer was going to be that you were a scrote.
NearCynips t1_j1yjluf wrote
Reply to What do we want? by awesome_smokey
I may be wrong, but I am guessing OP has never used lowercase.
whsftbldad t1_j1yjhj5 wrote
The opposite of cardiac
mrd441 t1_j1yjb23 wrote
Reply to What do we want? by awesome_smokey
I laughed entirely way to hard at this. Having a beer alone in a bar (fully aware I have no friends since I recently moved to Boston) I have received many weird looks. I did not care until the bartender asked what was so funny. I told her. She did not find it as amusing.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi95e wrote
Reply to comment by justtheentiredick in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
All I see now? Fred Yankovic Flintstone. Gee, thanks alot.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi7gc wrote
Reply to comment by Glittering_Camel_442 in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
You're cali-fornicated.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi641 wrote
Reply to comment by LiamKendrick in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
Davey gonna get maaaaad
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi4jg wrote
Keep these jokes up and you're going to be sleeping under the bridge
HeberSeeGull t1_j1yhwqu wrote
Cardi Bee Keeper is all the buzz.
HeberSeeGull t1_j1yhpuw wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Do you drop a turd in the punch bowl of every party you go to?
puttinitinmutton t1_j1ydsow wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
And the oak replied 'you always fucking do this. you know what actually I'm glad. I'm glad we're both going to die. I've been living next to you for a hundred fucking years and whenever something of note happens you roll out the tree puns. You remember that time those people chained themselves to us and we didn't get chopped down? And you came out with, 'looks like they've offered us an olive branch'? That was the moment. Since the fucking 90s every time there's been a thunderstorm or we've heard revving motors I've been willing the universe to take one of us out. Every time I smelled cigarette smoke on the breeze I've prayed for a forest fire. Honestly I'm fucking sycamore of it.'
whitehorse201071 t1_j1ydeak wrote
Reply to comment by LavenderDay3544 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Well, you live and learn. As an old white Englishman, I've never heard of her. I assumed she got her name from wearing black and yellow hooped knitwear. lol
[deleted] t1_j1ydbkt wrote
Studies medicine Cardi ologist
hooligan_king t1_j1yczv9 wrote
Reply to comment by whitehorse201071 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Dude, that's how she chose her name in the first place.
Causewhynot444 t1_j1ym8y6 wrote
Reply to My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
😂😂😂😂