Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DiligentCookie420 OP t1_j1z0hbe wrote
Reply to comment by doubletaxed88 in A joke by DiligentCookie420
That’s the point I was laughing by myself. Then the song comes, on dancing with myself.
brady4801 t1_j1z0djh wrote
Sounds like a joke Norm McDonald would tell over the course of like 10 minutes
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j1z02w9 wrote
Reply to comment by ArcaneGadget in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks!
(Thanks, I second guessed myself)
mouthfullofsnakes t1_j1yzz88 wrote
Broccol E
stepanek112 OP t1_j1yzs8q wrote
Reply to comment by AshyLarry25 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Yes I'm advanced AI technology. My intelligence is beyond what you can imagine.
ArcaneGadget t1_j1yzqja wrote
Reply to comment by AnonPotatoPoster in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Pining for the fjords...
doubletaxed88 t1_j1yze0g wrote
Reply to A joke by DiligentCookie420
Do you reattach your ass after no one laughed at the joke
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j1yzd4b wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
He's not dead, he's just resting.
Ok_Alfalfa_9658 t1_j1yzcaa wrote
Reply to comment by dubbzy104 in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
They used to on Southwest.
[deleted] t1_j1yybw4 wrote
Reply to comment by HeberSeeGull in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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Gil_V OP t1_j1yy9sm wrote
Reply to comment by goetheschiller in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Thanks. So glad I was able to lift it from a camera shot on cable news.
BiGlEbOwSki2325 t1_j1yy5rm wrote
Broccoli pea!
celestial_debris t1_j1yxrjq wrote
Had to read it twice, but nice one
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j1yxoxq wrote
Reply to comment by unjadedview in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
OP has “never listened” to Cardi B and he definitely “did not know” that she already said this about herself years before he posted the worst joke in the history of this sub. I definitely believe everything he said, why would he lie? /s
AshyLarry25 t1_j1yx8th wrote
Is this a bot
LowerBed5334 t1_j1ywwui wrote
Cardi B complex?
[deleted] t1_j1ywqyu wrote
Reply to comment by whitehorse201071 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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Mobile-Bison309 t1_j1yw86v wrote
Cardi O
goetheschiller t1_j1yw16r wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Underrated joke right here. Take my upvote since I don’t have any awards to give.
StatisticianFar7570 t1_j1yvn69 wrote
Good Lord...i AM unsubscribing
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j1yv0ei wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
I think that would be if she had at terrible she might have a cardi yak yak yak yak arrest
weedman2825 t1_j1yujrl wrote
Healthy
dubbzy104 t1_j1yugrs wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
People actually travel with covid
SickBurnBro t1_j1yuf75 wrote
Male dominated? I'm pretty sure it's just Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis.
steve_adr t1_j1z0pll wrote
Reply to There once was a doctor and a deaf man who both loved the same woman. by E-Titan
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But, if the nurse is cute, forget the fruit.