Recent comments in /f/Jokes
RutCry t1_j1z9d1n wrote
Reply to comment by vartha in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
We should write the textbook for comedy college. I insist “rubber chicken” be one of the answers on the final exam.
wmm339 t1_j1z99ss wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Ok. Well IMO it's a banger. 😄
HeberSeeGull t1_j1z8yec wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Dropping turd #2🥴
UmptyscopeInVegas t1_j1z8lch wrote
"Postal packin' mama / Lay that parcel down..."
flodge123 t1_j1z89ht wrote
Excellent post!
Gets a stamp of approval.
DeTrotseTuinkabouter t1_j1z7z22 wrote
Same joke as a few days ago but slightly tweaked (and worse).
Why?
frankofdoom t1_j1z7av6 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
That Billy Joel song makes me nuts! Why would you go for “Crazy man man man man man man” when “Mani-ac ac ac ac ac ac” is right there!
OverallManagement824 t1_j1z6mqm wrote
Reply to comment by SickBurnBro in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
>Male dominated? I'm pretty sure it's just Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he used the capital letters for emphasis.
Caacrinolass t1_j1z6hdj wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
You can catch it more than once in a lifetime.
E-Titan OP t1_j1z6dv2 wrote
Reply to comment by pleasework2233 in There once was a doctor and a deaf man who both loved the same woman. by E-Titan
A dead guy?
Ohgetserious t1_j1z5v5u wrote
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What do you call a group of trans men and women building homes in impoverished regions?
A transmission.
the___black___fang t1_j1z5slp wrote
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Ex-men?
ChromoTec t1_j1z5o4e wrote
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A joke about trans people that isn't just "transphobia funny ehehe"? I'm impressed.
[deleted] t1_j1z5lrd wrote
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EchDansby t1_j1z5k41 wrote
Reply to comment by lilmajornelson in [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
well that wasn’t funny
sujaysukumar t1_j1z5ea6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
The title had me saddled up for more
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lilmajornelson OP t1_j1z53fg wrote
Reply to comment by timmaatman in [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
I do
timmaatman t1_j1z51ru wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
Nah, they do not call them at all.
davidqatan t1_j1z4nmw wrote
Reply to comment by Randy927 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
She does talk about the female anatomy a lot
lilmajornelson OP t1_j1z4m9q wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
Correct
lilmajornelson OP t1_j1z4j4u wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
Someone’s angry
master-virus t1_j1z4hpk wrote
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Bro lol.
diseasedTaliban80 t1_j1z4fsg wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by lilmajornelson
Nothing.
Women never call short men
TheJettBoi t1_j1z9kw5 wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
I sense hidden anger