Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Green_List t1_j1zeox3 wrote
Reply to comment by LavenderDay3544 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
I thought her name was Cardi B(ill Cosby) due to all the drugging and thievery (and whatever else) she did "back in the day"
HandMeMyThinkingPipe t1_j1zeo59 wrote
Reply to comment by SickBurnBro in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
I love that the resolution to the dispute over their name was to sell that album on the USPS website.
BuilderThat476 t1_j1zeh33 wrote
Nothing quite like being surrounded by a bunch of gaylords trying to fit as many packages inside them as you can
Independent-Way5465 t1_j1zeff9 wrote
Is he her neigh-bor
MAK-15 t1_j1ze2ow wrote
Reply to comment by No-Zucchini-941 in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
I like it. Chupathingy
Anakedtribesman21 t1_j1zdv1b wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
It was a first class delivery I thought
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1zcwni wrote
Reply to comment by ClassicRoyalty in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Fred has her easily beat with a box of cereal and a bottle of vitamins.
Chyomi t1_j1zcvuv wrote
Reply to comment by DruFastDruFurious in My ex told me her new boyfriend is hung like a horse and I'm devastated by [deleted]
Yeah I just hope he's not getting whipped.
[deleted] t1_j1zcrha wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1zcn95 wrote
Reply to comment by ES_FTrader in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
No, you're thinking of Nina. She's a good Persson.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1zcfrm wrote
Reply to comment by SnooCupcakes9855 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
At terrible ?
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1zcdic wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Woke up to this, thought I was being attack-ack-ack-ack-acked ... by aliens.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1zc94d wrote
Seen that coming 8 mile away
BIGRIG_88 t1_j1zbzeu wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
Go ahead take my upvote! 🤣🤣🤣
DruFastDruFurious t1_j1zbxnf wrote
At least he comes from a stable family
Waitsfornoone t1_j1zbb25 wrote
Reply to comment by TheJettBoi in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
I sense a stranded passenger.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1zb5y8 wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Well, at least rest assured your parrot is now in parrotdies.
Chyomi t1_j1zamcc wrote
Reply to comment by MrAmazing3001 in My ex told me her new boyfriend is hung like a horse and I'm devastated by [deleted]
At this point I think I'll just ride it out
d4ng3r0u5 t1_j1zahpa wrote
The kiddie fiddler
He also likes to play the violin
NeurodiverseTurtle t1_j1zaga6 wrote
Reply to comment by Baumbieger1000 in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
My deaf sister asked me “d’ya wannu her juck?”
I said: what?
She said: whud?
(I’m partially deaf and also slur my speech, before the joke police roll up and accuse me of ableism)
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PriorityNew3972 t1_j1zabd1 wrote
if i was you i wouldn't give her an answer yet. I would just play it by ear
MrAmazing3001 t1_j1z9x03 wrote
Tell her to stop horsing around
badpuffthaikitty t1_j1z9put wrote
Our family had a woman letter carrier years ago. She loved being called our Femailman.
nerankori t1_j1zeuon wrote
Reply to It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
It was hard to dismiss our most senior mail carrier,but in the end I had to letter go.