Recent comments in /f/Jokes
_dantastic t1_j1zlfmb wrote
Reply to comment by Pixearity in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Lol. Thanks. Folks obviously gave me the bird for that comment.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j1zkzlb wrote
Reply to comment by Number5MoMo in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
The joke doesn't really work because the expression "you guys" is now often used when addressing a mixed group, or even a group of women.
I suspect the OP's original language is not English, because he used the expression "a pair", which is used in many non-English languages to describe what a native English-speaker would call "a couple".
Pixearity t1_j1zkxir wrote
Reply to comment by AnonPotatoPoster in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
So kind of you
Pixearity t1_j1zkxc4 wrote
Reply to comment by _dantastic in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Here is upvote for you
Pixearity t1_j1zkwuo wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Karma train is coming
Number5MoMo t1_j1zktlo wrote
Reply to comment by CenturyRealtor in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
Yea someone else explained it. I call everyone guys so that part flew over my head
Pixearity t1_j1zksfa wrote
Reply to comment by Gil_V in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
woot woot
Pixearity t1_j1zks85 wrote
Reply to comment by Caacrinolass in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Free upvote
Pixearity t1_j1zkrq9 wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Wow
Number5MoMo t1_j1zkqi8 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
Oh ok cool
Inevitable_Price7841 t1_j1zkq2g wrote
I couldn't possibly Comet...
JuniorQ2000 t1_j1zknhf wrote
Cardio-B
CenturyRealtor t1_j1zkm8s wrote
Reply to comment by Number5MoMo in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
Guys?
burderzino t1_j1zklsi wrote
Lardi B
CenturyRealtor t1_j1zkl4b wrote
"Guys"??
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j1zkkx0 wrote
Reply to comment by Number5MoMo in A pair loves each other, and one day, they decide to have a baby by [deleted]
They are both gay men.
1/10.
Jimmyz666 t1_j1zkk4z wrote
speculatrix t1_j1zkbiz wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
I bet oligarchs only use Macs, because they're afraid of windows.
missbethstewart t1_j1zk7or wrote
Reply to What's "Shaddow Banning"? by rch5050
When your username doesn’t come up in the search bar on socials, socials ghost you type thing after getting warnings of violation to the terms and conditions.
Number5MoMo t1_j1zk4pe wrote
I must be dumb because I don’t get it
smirky_doc t1_j1zk0m6 wrote
Cool joke. Delivery could've been better
[deleted] t1_j1zjqmm wrote
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stepanek112 OP t1_j1zjmct wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Man I don´t care enough to argue about this for so long, but if you don´t believe me, that´s on you
stepanek112 OP t1_j1zjebx wrote
Reply to comment by Fiyel in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Just like i said with the other two comments. Haven´t heard that song, don´t listen to Cardi B.
Competitive_Pomelo t1_j1zm1eg wrote
Reply to comment by wmm339 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Don’t know why you got downvoted. It is indeed a banger