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Pixearity t1_j1zylp2 wrote
Reply to comment by fairweatherfixd in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Did you say free karma?
Pixearity t1_j1zylfr wrote
Reply to comment by _dantastic in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
I like you
Pixearity t1_j1zyksk wrote
I like it
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j1zyitq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
So what triggered you? Are you unoriginal? Do you claim credit for other people’s material? Do you love trump? Maybe a nice little mix of all the above?
ConstantAmazement t1_j1zy4xu wrote
Reply to comment by CommercialAd8439 in Chuck Norris once wrote a joke. by KeckyOK
This!
KeckyOK OP t1_j1zxzwr wrote
Reply to comment by ZeroFu_ks75 in Chuck Norris once wrote a joke. by KeckyOK
Chuck Norris once did a polite curtsey in France and caused the Dancing Plague of 1518.
[deleted] t1_j1zxuzt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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anonbene2 t1_j1zxnui wrote
Reply to comment by anonbene2 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
You could start a whole nother cult claiming, no, this is where he finally died for real. All praise this hole in this rock not that one. Monty Python get on that.
anonbene2 t1_j1zxc99 wrote
Then he arose from the dead then what happened? Did he die again and no one noticed or paid any attention to? Where is he buried this time? Is he walking around as a zombie? Weird how nobody followed him to see what's up. Some son of a god he is.
ZeroFu_ks75 t1_j1zxah2 wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris once wrote a joke. by KeckyOK
They say it was so funny that every person that heard it laughed so long and hard that they pissed and shit themselves and then exploded so it has never been told or heard again
Globularist t1_j1zwwa2 wrote
Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
pleasework2233 t1_j1zwu1u wrote
Reply to comment by E-Titan in There once was a doctor and a deaf man who both loved the same woman. by E-Titan
Deaf. Typo clearly
fairweatherfixd t1_j1zwoii wrote
Reply to comment by uphillStick225 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
It's Vatican City, not Vatican't City, they'll find them
tptasev t1_j1zwmyi wrote
Reply to comment by slayalldayyyy in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
He deserves a laugh, with a taxing job like that.
fairweatherfixd t1_j1zwghm wrote
True facts 😎
Apprehensive-Search6 t1_j1zwbkx wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
good bot
Tiberius462 t1_j1zw8uc wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Angsty edgelords will find issue where there is none. It has been so since the beginning.
Give him some space to get it all out. Then have his momma pick him up. Only way to deal with tantrum throwing toddlers.
[deleted] t1_j1zw0w9 wrote
Reply to comment by Tiberius462 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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Tiberius462 t1_j1zvsvb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
You need a hug?
rublehousen t1_j1zvq1z wrote
Reply to comment by viomoo in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
And didn’t the owner fuck his low paid staff over during covid/furlough?
Agent101g t1_j1zvnoc wrote
I like her dookie brown colored lip liner
Jill_Schitt t1_j1zvecx wrote
Reply to comment by dragnabbit in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Yeah, it’s too cheap to be found on the bottom of a Snapple Cap and not good enough to be found on Laffy Taffy.
ToBePacific t1_j1zv193 wrote
Cardi B implies the existence of Cardi A. But I can’t afford that kind of luxury.
[deleted] t1_j1zuj69 wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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Pixearity t1_j1zym1b wrote
Reply to comment by uphillStick225 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Lovely comment