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Nana is seven in japanese

Is this some sorta cross lingual pun?

Damn, saw this weeks ago...

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Lol [deleted], yeah fuck off that’s not a joke we all know what the word means.

A pony walks into the bar and whispers, ‟I will have a beer, please.” The barkeeper asks, ‟Why are you whispering?”.

‟I am a little hoarse.”

Guy on the barstool next to the bear says, ‟HOLY SHIT A TALKIN BEAR!”

r/woosh

Ha! ‟Big pause,” how embearrassing. If I were there, I would bearly be able to keep myself from blushing. I guess that’s because I’ve got a moral bearometer. To make the poor creature feel better, I’d probably give him some bearries, a cucumbear, maybe a root bear float too. Of course, if it’s decembear, he might get too cold from the ice cream and attack me. Then I’d have to remembear how to scare the beast away (I sure do not want to get dismembeared.) I’d probably say something intimidating like, ‟I’m a lumbearjack, and I ride cheetahs bearback.” Of course, if he can not speak English, I’d probably say something like, ‟Me llamo Albearto,” at which point he’d shout ‟Allahu Ackbear” and swallow me whole.

Healthy B

Healthy B

A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Cardi B Good

Eh it’s a joke

I like that you like that user.

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Gd asked “How’s your Sex life, son?” I’d screw anything that wasn’t nailed down

🤣 good one!!!

Yup

This isn’t a generic old joke like most of the shit posted on here, it’s an original joke written today and is his livelihood..

Irrelevant

This is practically plagiarized from one of the movies. This is a stupid joke. And everyone is dumber for having visited this comment. May god have mercy on my soul.

my neighbours invited the cops to my band practice so that I could build a fanbase

Because when the Jets let you down, you expected it.