Recent comments in /f/Jokes
TraivonsWorld t1_j20f7u7 wrote
It took me a bit to understand but that was funny.
Soft_Truth_1325 t1_j20f755 wrote
No idea what a cardi b is, but it sounds like you're back-up sweater
I.e. cardigan B
[deleted] t1_j20f2hf wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
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jermleeds t1_j20exlc wrote
Reply to comment by Funky_Dancing_Gnome in What do you call a gay person on fire? by [deleted]
The joke was in absurdly poor taste, wasn't funny, and shouldn't have been made in the first place. When that was pointed out to OP, he deleted it.
Waitsfornoone t1_j20ev5r wrote
This is quite the thorny issue.
spamalot78746 t1_j20eodz wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris once wrote a joke. by KeckyOK
The joke laughed hysterically
anonbene2 t1_j20egj2 wrote
Reply to comment by OrzhovMarkhov in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
The bible? Tl:Dr
Crazy_Lack t1_j20e26w wrote
Ghetto trash.
stepanek112 OP t1_j20dv6q wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
You def need to take your pills today man
Bdellio t1_j20dmch wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
How did they get back home from the restaurant? They all left in one accord.
GeneOtheGreen t1_j20d3mh wrote
Drunk yells to the bartender, Your mom is GREAT in bed! Bartender gets annoyed look and tells drunk, Shut up Dad....
[deleted] OP t1_j20cyub wrote
Reply to comment by Particular-Demand-45 in What do you call a gay person on fire? by [deleted]
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lex_tok t1_j20cuey wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Judas: Hey Jezus, will you come to the last supper!?
Jezus: The what!?
Judas: Euh... The supper..wil you come to the supper?
OrzhovMarkhov t1_j20buse wrote
Reply to comment by anonbene2 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Can't tell if this is sarcastic or not but what happened after is literally in the Bible
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_j20blsl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Who mentioned rappers?
Standard_Series3892 t1_j20bg3q wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
>he posted the worst joke in the history of this sub
The fact that it's bad helps their case tbh, if you're stealing jokes you'd at least look for good ones.
Superoldmanhermann t1_j20be0v wrote
Reply to comment by kyleborg9 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Then decides to do butt stuff
Colonel_Cat_Tumnus t1_j20bc2s wrote
Reply to comment by stepanek112 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
He posted a Cardi B joke for his own Cardi gain.
IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_j20b6ae wrote
Jodan dewa inai
Superoldmanhermann t1_j20b5vs wrote
Reply to comment by HeberSeeGull in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Which parties?
GlobalTravelR t1_j20b340 wrote
For real, once met a girl named Midori Green (not Japanese). Either her parents had a sick sense of humor, or were serious alcoholics.
(In case you didn't know, since this isn't a joke, Midori is Japanese for Green, it's also a the name of a green Japanese liqueur).
Time4aCrusade t1_j20aybn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
To be fair, I asked for an explanation.
It's not like they were commenting "Nana is Seven in Japanese! See how clever I am! Dohohoho" unprompted.
TooShiftyForYou t1_j20atuh wrote
The Romans always brought a bucket of bleach to their crucifixions.
It's important to prevent cross contamination.
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mrp_ee t1_j20fd9h wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
You win the internet today