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insufferableninja t1_j20n9mm wrote
Reply to comment by Accurate-Ad-1142 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Crucifixion sounds like cruci-fiction. Fiction is the opposite of fact.
insufferableninja t1_j20n4p4 wrote
Reply to comment by raptorthebun in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
It's not a fact that Jesus existed. It's accepted by historians that he probably existed.
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AustenTX26 t1_j20lyvb wrote
Reply to Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Currently stranded with no clue where my luggage is and laughed.
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im_pride OP t1_j20kjxz wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
This reminds me of a NBA player named Bogdan Bogdanovic (his name would translate to Bogdan son of Bogdan). It takes being a junior to another level.
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bopman14 t1_j20kihs wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
Now I've just got 24 smaller advent calendars
Accurate-Ad-1142 t1_j20kazv wrote
I don't understand what you mean by this.
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raptorthebun t1_j20ipzu wrote
It's a fact that Jesus existed, so I think the joke works better if it starts with something like If Jesus was truly the Son of God
shaving99 t1_j20ion2 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
You know what I would give for a Billy Joel and Cardi B Collab song?
The Pianoman and the Wap.
stepanek112 OP t1_j20ilyu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
My life is sad ? Man you should read what you write. Now I'm just here for the laughs. I didn't want to be replying but now I'm just thrilled to see how crazy you can get.
slayalldayyyy t1_j20i22f wrote
Reply to comment by tptasev in I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
Lol gonna use this one too. Man I’ve been slackin
Mcletters t1_j20ht59 wrote
Crucifixion? Good. Line on the left, one cross each.
Tiny_Flan3896 t1_j20h8ly wrote
Reply to comment by ArcaneGadget in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Gone and joined the choir invisible
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Funky_Dancing_Gnome t1_j20fri9 wrote
Reply to comment by jermleeds in What do you call a gay person on fire? by [deleted]
Ah OK, I get it now. Thanks for the help!
Been getting good help lately, I do appreciate it a lot :)
mrp_ee t1_j20fpj5 wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
Your comma usage is U N N E S S E C A R Y
I used caps
And spaces
R u so mad ????
Responsible_Figure12 t1_j20fnoi wrote
You really telegraphed that punchline.
Waitsfornoone t1_j20fjam wrote
Nope ... Just Nope. Sorry.
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j20nlh2 wrote
Reply to comment by mrp_ee in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
Too bad you misspelled unnecessary