Roly Poly wants a cracker

In the early centuries there was a church council held that concluded that not allowing married men to become priests in Western Rome (therefore forcing priests to be celibate) was not a good practice. So much for infallible Catholic doctrine

Wtf?

What was the punchline? I need to know

And your wife's sister

The third row of windows is particularly perilous

I believe there is even one small reference to him in Roman records.

Family pet included?

what's also funny is that I was going to post this on darkjokes but accidently came here

Funny, I had sex with them also.

What demon writes (: instead of :)

Have at it! Cake day sex!

I thought this was supposed to be on r/confessions at first

Yeah, me too. I'm so sorry for their big loss.

Thank you!

Did the mods seriously remove this???

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus#:~:text=Jesus%20was%20a%20Galilean%20Jew,studied%20outside%20Galilee%20and%20Judea.

It's pretty unanimous that scholars agree he existed by the same standards applied to historical figures from the same time period. That's a fact in my book unless you want to be extremely careful and say we don't really know anything about people from 2,000 years ago. Reddit can downvote and I'm not saying anything about Christianity or whether Jesus was God or whatever, but Jesus was a real dude who existed.

Cardi o ?

Uranus?

I know I’m probably gonna get in trouble for this one, but:

Muslims?

Dammit…take my upvote and go!

I saw this a few weeks ago for first time too. Super funny.

Real talk though: Postal work is incredibly difficult. You need to walk long miles, talk with all the old people on the route, lift literal bricks, give lost people directions, and your not allowed to frown.

But if you come back on time you get a gold stamp.

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