"Water for everyone" with a wink.

Hmmm, true you have a point there

I was just having a fun guess based on the recent influx of holy rollers being mad at jokes. I honestly don't see any reason for its removal

Did she have a sister named "Chartreuse?"

Yeah, but usually an r/jokes mod will post those reports in the comments to make fun of them and state that they aren't removing it.

Ah, I see you did your so-called research by going straight to Wikipedia to back up your claim. Good scholarly information there sage nods

As u/insufferableninja pointed out, historians agree there may have been a man (yes a plain ol regular man) that your religious dude was based off of. Possibly a philosopher in those times. This is all still theoretical tho. There's no concrete evidence of that specific individual existing that can without a shadow of doubt be traced back to as an origin point. So NO, his existence is not fact

"They would call it a crucifact."

Keep it up, you could become a President.

This is nothing

Classic Chuck Norris jokes.They always work!

Thanks

Thanks

Probably reported by one of those Real Faith™ warriors that seem to like to come to this sub to condemn religious jokes

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He’s expired

It would be fact, not fiction (a play on the spoken sound of crucifixion)

These Chuck Norris jokes are getting old. Plus，I doubt he is really that much of a bad ass.

If he’s such a bad ass he’d come into my room and smash my face into the keyboarkxjxnshjnsbsvsbxndnsndjxhxbdbndjdjdhxbdbjdkfjgkrksksbjfkfotoriejbxbxndndjdicindndjdjcucgxgavavshdjxjchxhdjekdk

I hear the female stampede coming

It might also work better if you don’t post if you don’t have a sense of humor. Try thinking of blasphemy as a low form of prayer.

Sure. Aquarium fish also

Chuck Norris read this before you even typed it.

Seems like you've accidentally came more than once... buh dum tisss

And if she had a heart attack, she'd be called Cardi ac arrest.

Probably a play on fiction. "Crucinonfiction" or "crucifaction" or something.

At the same time?

Wouldn’t the child call you dad and aunt