Yeah, yeah jesus christ can walk on water but di you know chuck norris can swim thru land

Mister President

Something you'll never be invited to.

Then Gary Delaney is a joke thief…

Wikipedia is actually a pretty solid source these days. There are tons of sources listed at the bottom of articles. You sound like my 6th grade teacher 20 years ago.

Also, if you read what I said carefully, I'm not claiming divinity of Jesus. I just said it was a dude who lived. You can look at what I linked, or perhaps better the one on historicity of Jesus and you'll find scholars are in agreement that Jesus was baptized and crucified and we have solid records of those two things. Everything else is up for debate. But if you want to just say no way you're wrong without any evidence on your side that's fine too. Not invested enough to argue more. Perhaps my original point didnt even improve the joke. I just thought the fact/fiction should be relating to religion and not the existence of a dude historians agree was a real guy.

Upvoted for the originality.

We used to count up to ten in karate class and 7 sounded like titch.

Yo mama so fat she gets greezy not wet

There great aren’t they, love ya girls. 😘

I’ve heard this joke long before today…

Is that why you took the time to write your response to my reply to a joke you didn’t make?

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Not motherthoung, could someone explain it?

Males love handling each others packages lol

Bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a ……….. beer please.”

The bartender says, “Why the big pause?”

The bear replies, “I have a speech impediment, you insensitive fuck.”

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True. Idc though.

Always digging up the past are we.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, not one climate activist dares complain when he starts up his hummer.

Someone called me a "mother fucker" the other day and I said "yes I have kids."

Few know about her cousin who is a Russian secret agent- Cagey B

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that's what she said