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KingsGambit247 t1_j21lwcz wrote
trickcowboy OP t1_j21lva9 wrote
Reply to comment by viewfromtheclouds in Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
you don’t even really need to know who she is or be from CO, those parts are window dressing. I could say that I was really proud that i put the christmas tree up myself this year, but the needles really hurt, and it would be basically the same joke.
viewfromtheclouds t1_j21lgui wrote
Reply to Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
Not from Colorado. That must be why I'm missing this joke...
master-virus t1_j21l9dy wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris once wrote a joke. by KeckyOK
It won't be long before this post is removed mine was.
400.000 views and over 400 replies.
Mountain_Smell_4503 t1_j21l286 wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Calendar-20 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Yeah, mindless asshole.
hawt_pawket t1_j21khtg wrote
Reply to comment by jcmatthews66 in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
That’s true. Too bad. Great city. Great stadium. Great fans. Terrible team.
PurpleNoodle9 t1_j21k6n7 wrote
Before or after you married them?
jcmatthews66 OP t1_j21k21h wrote
Reply to comment by hawt_pawket in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
It really it hard to downgrade from the Pirates much I guess.
MovTheGopnik t1_j21k0iw wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Breakfast_5459 in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
You’re probably thinking of “shichi” which also means seven. Four also has two words, “yon” and “shi”. I know that four has an alternative word because “shi” also means “death”, hence why the number four is unlucky in Japan and other Asian countries, but I’m not sure of the explanation for the number seven.
ILikeBigBeards t1_j21jule wrote
Reply to comment by Soulessnight in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
Getting swatted means somebody called a troll raid on you. In this instance it would just be getting raided by the police/fbi/whatever joke you want to put in. But using the verb swatted is why I was confused, too
pat700 t1_j21jnai wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Only 8?
hawt_pawket t1_j21j6q2 wrote
Reply to comment by jcmatthews66 in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
The Mets haven’t won enough to be widely hated outside of their division. For the joke you don’t want a hated team (since often teams are hated due to their success, see the Yankees and more recently the Astros), you want a hopeless team (Reds, A’s).
chugdewater t1_j21j6fp wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
It’s still an orgy
No-consequences-1 t1_j21j34q wrote
Reply to comment by jcmatthews66 in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
Still a good joke
jcmatthews66 OP t1_j21ixok wrote
Reply to comment by No-consequences-1 in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
Word. You’re right. It just popped in my head without thinking about it 😁
DruFastDruFurious t1_j21isjn wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
What happened to all the pizzas? The paracetamol
systemicObliteration t1_j21i97w wrote
Reply to comment by MAK-15 in Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? by Soulessnight
…You made that up.
No-consequences-1 t1_j21i5an wrote
Reply to What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
Reds does make more sense since they do suck and they are the pirates division rival (if you could call the reds that)
jcmatthews66 OP t1_j21i1tf wrote
Reply to comment by hawt_pawket in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
Yeah, but they are a like able team. I see what you’re saying and really don’t have an argument. When I thought of the joke it was between the Phils, Mets, and Nats. Like I say Being a Braves fan may have skewed my punchline, but I just assumed everyone hates the Mets. Except Gary. Wtf is wrong with you Gary?
OverallManagement824 t1_j21hgo0 wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
I had a threesome planned for last Friday. Two of them didn't show up, but I still had a good time.
hawt_pawket t1_j21h9yu wrote
Reply to comment by jcmatthews66 in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
The Reds just sucked so no chance to choke.
jcmatthews66 OP t1_j21gwtp wrote
Reply to comment by hawt_pawket in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
You may be right, but as a Braves fan I just assume everyone hates the Mets. Reds? Did they choke as bad as the Mets did last year? I mean Jesus, that was epic.
StageAboveWater t1_j21grx5 wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806
He's out of line, but he's right
AnonPotatoPoster t1_j21gnla wrote
Reply to comment by itssami_sb in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
SHADDUP! SHADDUP YOU BLOODY VIKINGS!
On a side note, I DONT LIKE SPAM
trickcowboy OP t1_j21m4ui wrote
Reply to comment by KingsGambit247 in Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
not really