Recent comments in /f/Jokes
PubicAnimeNummerJuan t1_j21rr7x wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
What do we want?
Low-flying plane noises!
When do we want it?
Nnneeeoooowwww!
osseousTown71 t1_j21rg6m wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
‟Grab the other beads, Francis”
FTFY
[deleted] t1_j21qvl8 wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j21qpz7 wrote
Reply to comment by Superoldmanhermann in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
You don't know WAP?
I listened to it a few times, mostly in bewilderment and disbelief.
SombreMordida t1_j21qbbu wrote
Reply to comment by MonsieurReynard in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
yes, but she's been sickly...
Maleficent-Pepper-45 t1_j21q8v5 wrote
Reply to comment by Dykidnnid in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Living your best life, aren't you?
alex0166 t1_j21q3qe wrote
Royal Mail did s range of stamps of well known prostitutes throughout history. The selling point was that they weren't self adhesive and tasted like pussy, so to put them on the envelope you had to turn them over and give them a good licking.
CaudalCumbria88 t1_j21q2yu wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
My cat is beginning to push me over the edge.
MaygarRodub t1_j21pr8c wrote
Reply to comment by ProfessionalGuitar84 in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Around April, maybe?
_dantastic t1_j21ph8p wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
About $2000 an hour.
sprumpo t1_j21pdun wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
I read the title and thought it was a serious post on like an animal advice subreddit that's way funnier
REDGOESFASTAH t1_j21p636 wrote
Reply to comment by IWannaHookUpButIWont in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
スナク!⁇⁈ スナク‼‼⁇⁈⁈
スーーナーーーーク
frankofdoom t1_j21ouen wrote
Reply to comment by HotRadio2117 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Interesting- maniac is still better
MadAdam88 t1_j21oih5 wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
"Your wife bought them for me".
IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_j21odt4 wrote
Reply to comment by REDGOESFASTAH in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
Shinitai kedo, Sono koto no jikan djanai
REDGOESFASTAH t1_j21o6qf wrote
Reply to comment by IWannaHookUpButIWont in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
Omae wa mou shinde iru
HotRadio2117 t1_j21ntsi wrote
Reply to comment by frankofdoom in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
That's because he says "Crazy mind"
trickcowboy OP t1_j21nprq wrote
Reply to comment by SaintAnton in Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
it’s a play at what putting something “up yourself” means
SaintAnton t1_j21nlik wrote
Reply to comment by trickcowboy in Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
More confused now than when I thought it was about Colorado
sawltydawgD t1_j21n9zs wrote
Jesus christ.
skinydan t1_j21n5t0 wrote
Reply to comment by LeaderEnvironmental5 in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue
kstew15401 t1_j21mdnn wrote
Years ago this started as she has a sister who is an athletic trainer and her name is Cardio
StraightEdgeJR t1_j21mat5 wrote
would you kiss a cousin?
jcmatthews66 OP t1_j21m797 wrote
Reply to comment by hawt_pawket in What is a pirates least favorite letter? by jcmatthews66
The whole city is fantastic! If I had a yacht I would tailgate every baseball/football game there ever! But ever since they quit wearing those weird caps, they’ve sucked
viewfromtheclouds t1_j21s97n wrote
Reply to comment by trickcowboy in Everyone in Colorado was really impressed that Lauren Boebert put the Christmas Tree up herself for the second year in a row. by trickcowboy
ah, got it. She put it "up herself" and now has an ass full of pine tree. Got it.