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lunchlady55 t1_j22bh85 wrote
Reply to comment by GrandNibbles in What do you call a kid with ADHD who needs glasses? by Geo-sama
It's either 480p or 320p
420 is for pot, and that doesn't enter into the equation.
LadeeAlana t1_j22b8v8 wrote
When they first came out with the self-adhesive stamps, they called them "Prohibition Stamps."
They're no-lickers.
NationUnderPar t1_j22atq7 wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Octorgy.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j22at7s wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Didn't the real chuck Norris read all the chuck Norris jokes in a skit on TV.
Tombiepoo t1_j229pdp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
Dude, OP is clearly stranded and needs a laugh. Just go with it and don't be a party pooper.
Persianx6 t1_j229lfo wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Alternatively you could call it "NBA Youngboy or Nick Cannon's Child Support Payments"
vilidj_idjit t1_j229il4 wrote
Reply to comment by MadAdam88 in My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
haha the real punchline for this joke 😆🤣
rochesterjack t1_j228k1e wrote
Reply to comment by TheInternetCritic in I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
It seems that way, I suppose if you put it out there then you’re leaving yourself open to having stuff nicked. Luckily there’s honour amongst comics, at least in the UK anyway.
Intrepid_zef t1_j227kin wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
“This is a Waffle House, right?”
KeithSharpley t1_j227c6t wrote
Reply to In prison I learned... by Chalky_Spleen
Can I have your commissary number and state, I’d like to gift you some lube.
TheDorkKnight53 t1_j2273ps wrote
Reply to comment by Big_Simba in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
FTBagginz t1_j226suz wrote
Reply to comment by GrumpyCatStevens in What's "Shaddow Banning"? by rch5050
my body is ready
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j2264wh wrote
Reply to What do we want? by garryknight
What do we want?
Time travel!
When do we want it?
It’s irrelevant!
[deleted] t1_j225x52 wrote
Reply to comment by GrandNibbles in What do you call a kid with ADHD who needs glasses? by Geo-sama
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laz21 t1_j225w0a wrote
Women have an advantage with the tight shorts they dont have to lose the package
Victorious85 t1_j225fjc wrote
Reply to comment by abumchuk in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
Crucifact
Apprehensive-Search6 t1_j22583d wrote
To all those coming for the punchline:
If it was the truth, they would call it crucifacts instead
brownskorpio t1_j2256en wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Was it labeled as covid
Any_Estate8309 t1_j224xvs wrote
Reply to comment by Dykidnnid in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Now that was funny.
dannof1958 t1_j224nwy wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
When John Wayne was asked what he thought of Chuck Norris, he said “Who Is She?”
TheInternetCritic t1_j223pbu wrote
Reply to comment by rochesterjack in I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
The entire internet consists of joke theives lmao
SexyCheeto t1_j223av8 wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Loud
peb396 t1_j2236sn wrote
At least for postal workers being late is an everyday occurrence and not alarming at all...
Healthy_Ladder_6198 t1_j221o58 wrote
Reply to My Neighbor is such an a**hole... by GloriousGigaChad
I had a neighbor do the same thing at 3am. Fortunately I was up playing my bag pipes
Randy927 t1_j22bim6 wrote
Reply to comment by davidqatan in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
I still do.. and I'm a lot older than her lol