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TheSkewsMe t1_j22it7g wrote
Reply to comment by TheSkewsMe in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
At one rave I stopped a girl from getting raped. I haven't canned that conversation yet, and I'm not motivated enough to write it down right now.
Iceman72021 t1_j22i7w7 wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
It’s funny because it’s true
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Reply to I've got a horse named Mayo. by vartha
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wigzell78 t1_j22hz5k wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Chuck Norris died years ago...
Death is just too scared to tell him.
Teridus t1_j22hsvt wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
Moon Moon would be proud of those parents.
Sexy_Ass_Armadillo t1_j22gwn7 wrote
On the other hand they do know their way around a box.
Look_Specific t1_j22geex wrote
Boring, to be on Jerry Springer show needs it needs to be your ex-wife that is also your auntie, cousin and step daughter, and slept with you brother, who was your ex mother-in-law.
Ezzy-525 t1_j22g8nl wrote
Reply to comment by Cold_Pomelo3274 in I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
You need to expand your vocabulary.
Vocabulary - the body of words used in a particular language.
TheBlackArrows t1_j22g5qt wrote
WOMP WOMP
TheSkewsMe t1_j22g0dw wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
After we broke up, Kat would bring over people to have sex with me. We raised a storm in Seattle.
I even helped stop terrorists among my many other good deeds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe-uemsbYw
cbunni666 t1_j22f7on wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
I was gonna say you may or may not get shot
sethbehn t1_j22f2oo wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Why did they use the Latin number when naming the octopus? Because “eight-a-pus” kind of hit wrong.
[deleted] t1_j22ewq7 wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in I've had sex with members of my family... by Atalkingpizzabox
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REDGOESFASTAH t1_j22ecqu wrote
Reply to comment by JurGijsSep in A bear walks into a bar and orders a whisky with.. cola. by ElderberryPoet
Wait till you see the ten inch pianist
Hugh-Jassoul t1_j22e1f2 wrote
Reply to comment by megacerealcrunch in Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Now that joke… that one has died.
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[deleted] t1_j22dzb9 wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
There’s nothing dangerous about falling from a high window.
Just try not to land.
Tubsta01 t1_j22dxsm wrote
Because they can’t stand around scratching their balls all day?
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j22dxef wrote
Reply to I bought a Russian advent calendar. by Ochib
It’s not funny when you need to look up what a word means.
Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j22dlhh wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Not big enough
onairmastering OP t1_j22dbn7 wrote
Reply to comment by SkyRyll in My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke. by onairmastering
To not trigger an emoji, you casual.
AlfredKinsey t1_j22civg wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
trash
BEAT-THE-RICH t1_j22cino wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in I've had sex with members of my family... by Atalkingpizzabox
I'm having sex with them both right now
LadeeAlana t1_j22c5wt wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
No more threesomes for me.
I'm going to stick to disappointing women one at a time.
blondie169 t1_j22j0ht wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Party