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Ixteufel t1_j24256d wrote
Reply to comment by Someordinaryguy1994 in Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
The dick is big in him.
<No. That sounds wrong. 😂>
razlatkin2 t1_j241x9t wrote
Reply to In prison I learned... by Chalky_Spleen
They’re all power bottoms, you see they’re bottoms but they generate all the power
quid_facis_cacasne t1_j241wuc wrote
Reply to comment by tarryngray in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I have a Vulgate from the 18th century which says, Lev. 18:22, "Cum masculo non commiscearis coitu femineo quia abominatio est". This means, "May you not engage in womanly sex with a male, because it is an abomination." No reference of stoning, no reference of a man with his own child.
It doesn't actually seem to be an injunction against homosexuality per se in the Latin, rather against being the passive partner, which was the philosophy of homosexuality for the Greeks as well.
ThatBonus9579 t1_j241fkh wrote
Reply to comment by HeliRyGuy in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
What are you gonna do 4 min 30 sec
oder_rubu t1_j241fiy wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Abortion tourism is a booming market
SpellDostoyevsky t1_j24180r wrote
You're lucky you didn't forget the period.
[deleted] t1_j24144v wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
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halite001 t1_j2411xl wrote
Seems she's a cunning linguist.
Ixteufel t1_j24112d wrote
Reply to comment by Pupert_Krappenschitz in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Benefits and free stuff have nothing to do with oppression.
orangemaroon25 t1_j240oc1 wrote
Reply to comment by Gatrigonometri in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I wasn't imagining that although that's what your phrasing sounded like.
Crossing state lines to get an abortion, and then returning home afterward, does not make one a "refugee".
orangemaroon25 t1_j240k44 wrote
Reply to comment by nslenders in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Depends on which Americans we're talking about
Gatrigonometri t1_j240hrf wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I’m referring to women having to cross state lines just to get an abortion
I hope you’re not imagining a bunch of 5 months old fetuses running arount trying to escape Florida
nslenders t1_j240ea0 wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Iranian girls have less contacts with firearms than American girls
Pupert_Krappenschitz t1_j240bth wrote
Reply to comment by bobert13581 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Nooo I don't have free healthcare, abortion laws in a few states is against us and Anna in Netherlands got better unemployment benefits. Iran is clearly superior than USA for Women.
orangemaroon25 t1_j2405pa wrote
Reply to comment by nslenders in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
The Iranian girl might be a shooter.
orangemaroon25 t1_j2401zb wrote
Reply to comment by Gatrigonometri in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
What the hell are "abortion refugees"?
Take your doom boner somewhere else or learn how to actually use the word refugee
orangemaroon25 t1_j23zytu wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Most Americans would have much greater access to this than Iranians.
Iran actually lives under theocratic rule. Some Americans claim they do, or fear that they will, but they should look at somewhere like Iran and realize where they actually stand.
thoroakenfelder t1_j23zue3 wrote
Uncanny valley
orangemaroon25 t1_j23zssn wrote
Reply to comment by limeafterlime in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Teen, definitely. I'm not sure about pre-teen.
But keep in mind that pretty much all women/girls were married off pretty much once they were physically fertile in those days. You can't judge it by today's standards.
Additionally my understanding is that Joseph was either already widowed or had never married and his idea was just to take Mary as a "wife" to support her because no one else would and he wasn't even intending to expect any marital relations from her. However I don't remember where I got this idea from so it very easily could have been some revisionist teaching that isn't supported by the actual Church.
Righteous_Fury224 t1_j23zq4c wrote
She just couldn't be arsed with him
mercerguy t1_j23zcif wrote
You obviously dotted her T and crossed her I, dummy
snwmancrt t1_j23z4xs wrote
Carbi D
nhalas t1_j23yw7c wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Owwwwwwww
the_automat t1_j23ys4e wrote
Reply to comment by bag_o_fetuses in My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. by davva2004
Sorry to be anal but you seem like the possessive type
Pupert_Krappenschitz t1_j2428qz wrote
Reply to comment by Ixteufel in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
That's literally the joke that I commented lmfao you think I'm being serious?