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MikeLinPA t1_j247pgj wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way. :P
vartha OP t1_j2479zp wrote
Reply to comment by Professor-Clegg in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
You mean I could earn some money as a CIA agenda bot?
vartha OP t1_j2472c7 wrote
Reply to comment by Marik-X-Bakura in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I think using US here is required to not distract the reader with unknowns. Widespread weed usage is a well-known fact, or at least stereotype, about the US, but would you know if it's the same with, say, Korea?
Independent-Way5465 t1_j246vih wrote
My wife was disappointed when i told her what the bbc channel actually was
EmphasisCheap8611 t1_j246q1e wrote
Should’ve minded the P’s and Q’s while trying out the 69!
orangemaroon25 t1_j246o55 wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
No, you're missing my point. America is not at all "heading in the same direction." We're not fighting the same fight either. America is not and never will be under the kind of oppressive theocratic rule that Iran suffers, despite what your chosen media tries to scare you with.
backwardgalaxy t1_j2467d0 wrote
The last hope
TheBigDickDon t1_j245uu8 wrote
Damn hahaha holy shit. Laying next to my Iranian (Kurdish) girlfriend while reading this. I think I’m going to just keep this one to myself lmao.
zen-shen t1_j245dro wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
This got serious.
You are right that Americans have greater access.
But they are heading in the same direction as Iran.
Americans have been fighting it for a long time. Over ruling of roe vs. Wade has this fight even longer.
If both iranian and Americans are fighting the same fight, right now, I believe Iran has a better chance right now.
One regime change vs. A lengthy case that goes through all the courts? Yes, Iran has better hopes.
imtougherthanyou t1_j245a8r wrote
Reply to comment by PenguinGamer99 in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Aka trade pidgin!
LXndR3100 t1_j24545q wrote
Reply to comment by decoparts in Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269
You just got to keep trying every tray
GreenWithAnger t1_j244vpi wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Perfect place to ask my question.
My daughter got a second meta oculus quest 2 for Christmas and I was wondering how to pluralize oculus. Oculi? Like octopi?
Awkward_Solution_567 t1_j244qzr wrote
Reply to comment by RedeyeJedi325 in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Do you know the average bra size in a geriatric facility?
36 long
backwardgalaxy t1_j244m13 wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
A good start
decoparts t1_j24430m wrote
Reply to Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269
I tried to quit drinking, but I couldn't beer it.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j243g5m wrote
Now think. Did she really break up with you, or just give you a low grade on your homework?
skippyroo86 t1_j243ctn wrote
Too soon
violetbaudelairegt t1_j243asp wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
You took the same concept about a pun on stoning and sex and made it way funnier and way less offensive lol
SidewaysBegin386 t1_j2437lx wrote
It is Canary like Canine. They have a lot of dogs there. Same I guess with the virgins...
[deleted] t1_j2437k5 wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
he bruised lee
Odd_Dragonfruit5585 t1_j2434yx wrote
Truth zone
bonky45 t1_j2434tr wrote
Can confirm, that's also what I said.
Professor-Clegg t1_j242n7e wrote
Uh oh, the CIA is getting ready to invade Iran and they’re softening us up for it on social media.
nsciullo t1_j242jhg wrote
Actually since Hurricane Irma, they are no longer called the Virgin Islands.
Because they got fucked.
KornySnake t1_j248mm8 wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
ayooooo, shots fired.