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Advanced_Parsnip t1_j24r0c4 wrote
Reply to comment by qfhudrtvbp in Alcohol Advice. by Buddy2269
Don't drink at all, I freeze then eat it.
imtougherthanyou t1_j24qvfd wrote
Reply to comment by mizinamo in What do you call the space between the breasts of a woman with implants? by gummywormriot
Spotted the anatomy student
Thenno t1_j24qdsn wrote
Reply to comment by SidewaysBegin386 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Lots of dogs there too?
BloodiedBlues t1_j24q2x2 wrote
Reply to comment by dje1964 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
From what I’ve heard, that was a mistranslation of the Germanic Bible where, when correctly translated, says if man lay with boy as he would with his wife, he must be stoned”
Healthy_Ladder_6198 t1_j24q04z wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
Thanks for the chuckle
Chalky_Spleen OP t1_j24orol wrote
Reply to comment by return_of_twitchy in In prison I learned... by Chalky_Spleen
I love Norm
Laurenhynde82 t1_j24ond9 wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
The term gaslighting is over-used on the internet, but this really does take the cake.
return_of_twitchy t1_j24ogbq wrote
synapsebondfire t1_j24nyfs wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned
Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares the book down until he gets the information from it he needs.
abjectNyala64 t1_j24nsws wrote
Dude that’s fucked up...at least make a video so they know you’re making fun of them.
Wespapss t1_j24nhaq wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
A good start.
bigwolf29 t1_j24n97i wrote
Reply to comment by Apocalypsevn in what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
Battalion, if it's infantry. /j
foulstream t1_j24n2yu wrote
Reply to comment by Big_Simba in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
My grandpa has been asked to start in a remake - it’s called Octogenarianpussy
Apocalypsevn t1_j24mv8c wrote
No. You stated it wrong
It is what do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
A platoon.
skuzzy447 t1_j24mr31 wrote
Reply to comment by Dane-Glinlow in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Gross
humorRus t1_j24mkxe wrote
oh shit - I think I heard this one before
overtlystock588 t1_j24m0m5 wrote
Upvoted for the originality.
bmujeeb t1_j24l7zl wrote
Reply to comment by Independent-Way5465 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Did she switch to real BBC?
WormFTP t1_j24l2hc wrote
A public defender?
maldobar4711 t1_j24kini wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
Exhausting
books_and_crushes t1_j24k5k2 wrote
Reply to comment by nsciullo in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
r/therealjoke
ButteryPoptart1 t1_j24jdgw wrote
Reply to comment by AshyLarry25 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
NPC
Idontdanceever t1_j24iz56 wrote
So I know this is a joke, but there are actually lots of wild canaries on the canary isles.
zen-shen t1_j24ivc0 wrote
Reply to comment by orangemaroon25 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I am not asking about theocratic rule. I am saying this about rights to abortion. The way I see it, right now, the difference between iranian girls and american girls is minuscule and still the iranians are ahead. That's why I said...
Iranian girl can get an abortion.
_Duckling04 t1_j24r5o4 wrote
Reply to comment by mnmason83 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Whole book is made up my guy